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  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
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    artha wrote: »
    I just give the pillow a gentle tug. Doesn't wake her but enough for her to move and stop making a noise. Sometimes it's not just normal snoring but something that's hard to describe. If you could imagine sharing a bed with Chewbacca then you might get the picture:rotfl:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    well, Im off to bed. Thank you lovely people for your company. Dave, Artha, princess ( lovely) melody, the lovely funky feet.....and david:A
    night friend.....wish me luck with the snoring pig:o
  • FunkyFeet
    FunkyFeet Posts: 1,731 Forumite
    artha wrote: »
    I just give the pillow a gentle tug. Doesn't wake her but enough for her to move and stop making a noise. Sometimes it's not just normal snoring but something that's hard to describe. If you could imagine sharing a bed with Chewbacca then you might get the picture:rotfl:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    :eek:FunkyFeet:eek:
    Elite 5:2 #19
  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
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    David. wrote: »
    OMG are you going on ignore :D
    I have been speed reading and answering for the last 30 minutes (and being harassed I might say by fabby fingers) what event never noticed that part of the post :rotfl:
    Some daft bike race I think, believe they wear yellow pullovers or something.:D
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • PM and DM

    No dating this weekend as not been too well.
    Did have 2 last week so am doing my one a week on average.
    First one last week was perfect for me, just my type and humour.
    Have exchanged acouple of text but he is just not that into me. Shame but it happens. Does show me there are still men out there I like..
    Second date was tall quite good looking but unfortunately slightly deaf so spoke loudly. Would have driven me mad. Plus he had lived a very normal life and I need someone who has lived a similar life to myself. I like older men as our times in the clubs are usually the same time in the 1990's me cos I was working managing nightclubs, him because he was between first and second wife. Lol

    I know it sounds strange but I know what works and who compliments me best. And the type of man who will encourage me to be the best person I can be but without nagging.
    Money not important but I am not looking for a shared home therefore he has to be able to stand up and be a man, manage his finances and pay his bills because I will not be mothering him.I travel a lot and don't want to leave my man behind because he can't afford it.
    There are men in my life we givd eachother partz of what we need from a relationship. I am looking for all these things in one honest man.
    Found it ounce and will find it again.
    Will be back out next friday snow or no snow!!
    V x

    Good on you girl, they obviously weren't right so you need to be single and ready for your mister special ;) good luck next week and keep us posted :D
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  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    artha wrote: »
    I just give the pillow a gentle tug. Doesn't wake her but enough for her to move and stop making a noise. Sometimes it's not just normal snoring but something that's hard to describe. If you could imagine sharing a bed with Chewbacca then you might get the picture:rotfl:
    Get on that bizzwizz thing and hope for a ladyshave ;)
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
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    David. wrote: »
    OMG are you going on ignore :D
    I have been speed reading and answering for the last 30 minutes (and being harassed I might say by fabby fingers) what event never noticed that part of the post :rotfl:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • FunkyFeet
    FunkyFeet Posts: 1,731 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    OMG are you going on ignore :D
    I have been speed reading and answering for the last 30 minutes (and being harassed I might say by fabby fingers) what event never noticed that part of the post :rotfl:

    :mad: really someone is harassing you? who is she? how dare she harass the lovely David. I won't have it, tell me who she is I'll beat her up:p:D:rotfl:
    :eek:FunkyFeet:eek:
    Elite 5:2 #19
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    davemorton wrote: »
    Some daft bike race I think, believe they wear yellow pullovers or something.:D
    Oh those druggies ;)
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • artha
    artha Posts: 5,254 Forumite
    davemorton wrote: »
    Well it is close, well in my mind, I think 45 miles is close for an event that people travel across the world for, disagree???? :)

    I suppose if you put it into that sort of perspective then possibly:D
    What tickled me was that I thought you had forgotten that TM is only a couple of miles away from you:)
    Awaiting a new sig
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