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fairclaire

David. wrote: »

DW said she would stab me in my sleep, a bit strong I thought :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:as of last night she had not.
But if I stop posting call 999 and quote this post

I have been so tired, i could cry! my oh snore like a pig....and I have youngest who does NOT know what sleep is. It kills me:eek::(

David.

artha wrote: »

Did you eventually buy the one you were talking about? 04 reg if I remember correctly?

Yes he is chuffed to bits out all the time now :cool:
Gets an extra 45 minutes in bed on a morning sweet as he put it :rotfl:

princessmelody2009

As my xbox live has run out my mister and I are taking turns on Black Ops on his profile much fun shooting people @ 1:18am :j

davemorton

Cant you just shout OH name, so he stirs enough to stop snoring like a wild boar, but does not wake up?

artha

FunkyFeet wrote: »

oh dear...wrong choice of words...naughty people u are:p

hope we are all well, from a very wide awake moi, can't believe I fell asleep:eek: now I'll be up all night! Bug-ger:rotfl:

Are you any good at doing tax returns? I think DM needs some help:D

vanilla_twist

PM and DM

No dating this weekend as not been too well.
Did have 2 last week so am doing my one a week on average.
First one last week was perfect for me, just my type and humour.
Have exchanged acouple of text but he is just not that into me. Shame but it happens. Does show me there are still men out there I like..
Second date was tall quite good looking but unfortunately slightly deaf so spoke loudly. Would have driven me mad. Plus he had lived a very normal life and I need someone who has lived a similar life to myself. I like older men as our times in the clubs are usually the same time in the 1990's me cos I was working managing nightclubs, him because he was between first and second wife. Lol

I know it sounds strange but I know what works and who compliments me best. And the type of man who will encourage me to be the best person I can be but without nagging.
Money not important but I am not looking for a shared home therefore he has to be able to stand up and be a man, manage his finances and pay his bills because I will not be mothering him.I travel a lot and don't want to leave my man behind because he can't afford it.
There are men in my life we give eachother parts of what we need from a relationship. I am looking for all these things in one honest man.
Found it onceand will find it again.
Will be back out next friday snow or no snow!i
!
V x

David.

davemorton wrote: »

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, another miss Daisy.

No I was laughing at the fact you thought Plee was near Reeth.
But no I dont speed and stay within all legal limits

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Cant you just shout OH name, so he stirs enough to stop snoring like a wild boar, but does not wake up?

that doesn't work. a sharp dig in the ribs works sometimes. if not a full on body push, forcing him to turn overworks:D

princessmelody2009

fairclaire wrote: »

I have been so tired, i could cry! my oh snore like a pig....and I have youngest who does NOT know what sleep is. It kills me:eek::(

perhaps do things now that you would during the day and then nap later?

princessmelody2009

davemorton wrote: »

Cant you just shout OH name, so he stirs enough to stop snoring like a wild boar, but does not wake up?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: