Why are NI threads always so boring?

xlr8r_y2k · 27 April 2007 at 2:40PM

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck?
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Because its head is so far from its body.

xlr8r_y2k · 27 April 2007 at 2:41PM

What did one brachiopod say to the other?
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Nothing, it was inarticulate.

xlr8r_y2k · 27 April 2007 at 2:45PM

What's black and white and eats like a horse?
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A zebra.

lowdenclear · 27 April 2007 at 2:50PM

Q. What is E.T. short for?

A. Cos he's only got wee legs

Caffeine_buzz · 27 April 2007 at 3:55PM

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do??

Lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog .......

leftieM · 27 April 2007 at 5:56PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to santa

IvanOpinion · 28 April 2007 at 6:48AM

What's 6 inches long and covered in arrows?

Custers last stand

arkonite_babe · 28 April 2007 at 10:57AM

I can't leave you lot alone for 5 minutes can I?

lowdenclear · 30 April 2007 at 9:00AM

Oh, and what about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse...

nealnomoney · 30 April 2007 at 9:10AM

Where did my joke go????????????? Obviously to rude for the B O R I N G forum guides.

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