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couponqueen123

sorryaboutmywife wrote: »

My friend is doing the internet dating thing. The stories she comes out with :eek:

My OH knows a lady who turned up to her date, to find a man wearing a T-shirt that said "It won't suck itself". :eek::eek::eek:

i joined a dating site but it was more a casual one (meaning looking for friends first ) and when i sighned in of a nite time id have mutiple messages asking what im wearing:eek: wuld i like to suck it :eek: what my fav position:eek: but i ignored them all and one day i got a message from my o/h naw saying

hi i dont want sex or one night stand looking for real friendship with a lady and date , are you intrested, size, race, life problems not important just geting to know you is ,the rest we can conka together :rotfl::rotfl:

well three years later and we still going strong dispite ppl saying it wuld never work , we are still together and his sister has had 3 bf in this time and shes the one who was the nastiest i just :rotfl::rotfl: at he naw :eek:

vanilla_twist

Fl Flo I am sure my dating disasters will keep you entertained all year.:rotfl:
Not a novice and in 2009 did the online thing in florida and met a great guy. The next year I was out there he had move to Cocoa Beach and I enjoyed a couple of weekends at the seaside. Currently living in Atlanta but me visiting is not out the question.;)
Hate to admit I have 4 1/2 years of experience in the obscure world of online dating (with one wonderful 6 month success story) so no novice.

Glad to keep your mind off the terrible wombles patty but pleased to hear of your dtd.
V x

couponqueen123

elliemoo wrote: »

Evening all, hope everyone is well.

Glad to say Mr Sky has fixed the broadband and we are back up and running again.

Miserable day today in NI, weatherwise and may also be a miserable night otherwise in some parts tonite.

Kids back to school and normal routine resumed but I am on the countdown to starting my part-time hours from beginning of Feb. A real life change for us, me and OH are going part-time and will nolonger need childminding etc but more than that we might get some work/life balance and quality back into our family life.

glad you and your o/h will be getting time together and your family , im a stay at home mum and realy tresure the time i get at home , i realy feel for thouse who have to pay for child care as its rediculas and unfair (as cost of living is to much ) im just count my lucky stars that im in this position naw , after years of hard hard graft and sometimes nothing

pattylabelle

couponqueen123 wrote: »

i joined a dating site but it was more a casual one (meaning looking for friends first ) and when i sighned in of a nite time id have mutiple messages asking what im wearing:eek: wuld i like to suck it :eek: what my fav position:eek: but i ignored them all and one day i got a message from my o/h naw saying

hi i dont want sex or one night stand

None? Not ever?:D

pattylabelle

See yas later - place needs tidying up again!!!

ni-mum

pattylabelle wrote: »

Flip me- you wouldn't get me out wombling in weather like that never mind riotiing:D

Flip me Patrick! - did you watch Young Apprentice?

couponqueen123

pattylabelle wrote: »

None? Not ever?:D

lol:eek: i hope not :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

elliemoo

Right have to sort homeworks and then hopefully get kids to bed. Catch you all later.

viv0147

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Fl Flo I am sure my dating disasters will keep you entertained all year.:rotfl:
Not a novice and in 2009 did the online thing in florida and met a great guy. The next year I was out there he had move to Cocoa Beach and I enjoyed a couple of weekends at the seaside. Currently living in Atlanta but me visiting is not out the question.;)
Hate to admit I have 4 1/2 years of experience in the obscure world of online dating (with one wonderful 6 month success story) so no novice.

Glad to keep your mind off the terrible wombles patty but pleased to hear of your dtd.
V x

I tried to join a lonely hearts club filled in my details and sent a photo I had a reply and they said we are not that lonely

wendyak

Call_of_Trouty wrote: »

My GP referred me to the consultant last April so I think it's a little over 18 weeks :eek:
I'm guessing we have different rules in Wales

Thats terrible.
I have found it is usually down to the letter of referral the gp writes.
My OH saw the gp mid november, the consultant 4th Dec and was offered his op on 27th dec, declined this and had it on 2nd Jan.
My GP said if he wrote to say he was not sure what was wrong with him although he knew it was a hernia it would be quicker...in fact if he wrote to say it was a hernia they would reject the consultation through lack of funds.
Once with the consultant he would allow the op but some treatments are practically banned due to lack of funds, some of them are quite important procedures, my husbands was a priority as he was at risk of strangulation and ultimately peritonitis.
Hope you get sorted soon.