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rudeboy71

A Big Thank you to everyone for your kind words today, This year is going to be excellent.

borntosave

FloFlo wrote: »

Hmm, anyone else shopped at A today or wombled, any other multibuys not showing.

After closer inspection, I can see that the person actually bought 3 bread items and 1 of them (Crusty Cobs) also in the offer is showing as N/A... Could that be what confused the results???

Shortfatscotsbloke

Westvleteren wrote: »

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

Oo arr Westie, and I always thought you were a laydeee!!:D:D

kezbratt

nerfdad wrote: »

I see Merlin passes are £74 to renew now what do you guys and girls think-do i pay cash or use Tesco clubcard at £46.50

I'm having the same dilemma!

bubbs

sally06 wrote: »

evening

They won't allow vouchers on SS tills in my local!

Im lucky then :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

SpiralingDown

Hi, not a good day for me. I just found out that DH's mates Dad passed away in his sleep last night:(. The worst bit about it is I don't even know his mum or dads first names, I always called them Mr and Mrs and only realised when I went to buy a card for him and his mum .
I've known them since I was 8 or 9 but was always taught never to call an adult by their first name so never asked, although I was allowed to call their son by his first name eventhough he's the same age as my mum! Weird.

madmuppet5

rudeboy71 wrote: »

A Big Thank you to everyone for your kind words today, This year is going to be excellent.

Congratulations rudeboy. Would you like Mad to sing at your wedding? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

madmuppet5 wrote: »

Congratulations rudeboy. Would you like Mad to sing at your wedding? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sally06

couponqueen123 wrote: »

its not sad this year im running my house like a bussiness and its going to start making money lol i mean more ebaying and growing veg fruit etc, saving rain water for plants garden jobs kids to play with , so im doing same with food making lists and rotating stuff , and this way i can keep controll

sounds like a good plan I already grow my own veg in raised beds and have 6 water butts but I have never sold or bought anything on ebay:eek: I once bought a guide to ebaying, but I havent read it:o I am going to look for that book and get my act together

savingbabs

eightieschick88 wrote: »

Well I'm finally on top of the laundry - not literally but you know what I mean. Coffee break now.

Congratulations rudeboy

Wendy - glad to hear you got your day off (sort of), they sound like right insensitive gits

Nikki - the boots! Forgot to say before I am keeping both as couldn't decide what colour was best. They are fab, love them and a bargain for real leather too. Big thanks. Also got £7+ quidco too which has already been paid! So worked out an even better bargain :j

Have I missed something with the boots???