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couponqueen123

wendyak wrote: »

These stories all made me laugh but I had my mum in tears as I did the exact opposite.
When I was two I decided it was time I went to school as my big brother went and it wasn't fair.
I slipped out of the house while mum was looking after my brand new baby brother and went up the road and into the playground.
A teacher spotted me and opened the double doors they had in each classroom.
She sat me down with some pencils and sent a note to the office.
A little while later a distraught mother came into the playground, she opened the doors and beckoned her in. They couldn't tell her as they didn't know who I was and were just about to call the police.
In her hurry mum had left the new born baby in the pram at home !!
She said she cried for ages, more with relief than anything.
Needless to say she had no problems when I eventually started school as I was very keen:)

:rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl:but not for you mum , every morning when i take dd 1 to school dd2 runs in to dd1 class and sits on the carpet with the other kids while me and dd1 are putting coat on rack by door , then i spent 10 trying to get her out the clas with toys in my pockets lol:o she always says me stay her with rose , and play, she dosnt understand she got to do work , she just sees the paint and sand tables :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wendyak

He, He Bernards watch

tessietwo

Night all, until next time

FunkyFeet

kazzaw wrote: »

You lot are so funny in here! Lol!

kazzaw...join our convo:)

artha

FunkyFeet wrote: »

no chance patty...not when a certain gal is about:)

thanks for keeping a watch out

Don't you ever take a holiday FF;)

Auntycaz

FunkyFeet wrote: »

This is great to know - I didn't know they could print it for you:)

Ill add tho as I wish to keep a low profile I will probs not do this myself, I don't want any workers at sada looking at my dodgy receipts mostly with 1 flump, 1 onion, 1 potato etc etc:rotfl:

This was a one off for me as I had run out of ink, and it was a £5 off £40 that only produced an APG of 62p for a £90+ shop.
Also, I don't think all stores have the machines which can check your receipts.

davemorton

tessietwo wrote: »

Night all, until next time

Night, sleep well.

FunkyFeet

artha wrote: »

Don't you ever take a holiday FF;)

oh no...we have a holiday to Goa planned!

:eek::eek: you will just have to around artha;)

wendyak

I must turn in, hubby has an op tomorrow, needs early brekkie etc..........terrible trouble with work, they only let me have one day and hospital made me sign that I would not leave him alone for 24 hours after discharge.
You'd have thought I worked for some back street sweat shop, not a major high street bank.:(
They had the cheek to say they were too busy, well don't worry about somebodys life!!!!!!

Mildred1970

FunkyFeet wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

are u trying to be funny? or are u naturally just hilarious? the way u have worded this has made me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

No not trying to be funny, more like trying not to cry! I hate dog poo. Can we add torches to the list of glitch items please.

Although good idea from DaveM re the phone light, wish I'd thought of that.