Labels/poems for poop

kms26

So sorry if this is posted already,

I am in need of labels for Snowman Poop and Reindeer poop but with a red nose in too

Can anyone help please?x

loudmouth

ebay.just type in reindeer stickers and it pops up.about sixth down the list.63 for £1.25 plus another £1.25 postage.I have used these people recently and they are very quick to deliver.hth

springdreams

I have poems for these, but none that include red noses. Would you like the ones without the red noses?

kms26

I have managed to find somethings now thank you but i am looking for labels/poems for:

Pints of Socks and Dog/Cat Treats
Templates for labels for Chocolates (so i can cover bars with a nice christmasy label?)

If anyone can help

kms26

Also Santa Kisses?

Missy_Moo_2

Pints of socks -
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those
Who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barman....

Santa's Sweetie Smoothie -
Its a magical Christmas morning
And Santa has checked his list twice
He's left you this sweetie smoothie
Which means you must've been nice!

Snowman Kisses -
Snowflakes from heaven as white as can be
can build a snowman for all to see
He's cute and cuddly and full of good wishes
and wants to give you a bunch of his kisses!

Santa Kisses -
Santa's been busy
Granting your wishes
So he's dropped off this bag
Of Santa Kisses!

#1
Santa came and went last night,
traveling on his worldwide loop.
Because you weren't so good this year,
you get just snowman poop.
Round and white so sweet and light,
eat some and have good dreams tonight.


#2
Christmas is coming and so are the deer,
Listen closely and you will hear,
And along with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat!!


#3
For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too,
Here's a little gift for you...
A lump of coal won't be enough
To make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
To offset all that Christmas Goop!!!

#4
We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
"Dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
But soon we discovered, out on our lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were all gone.
With our little shovel we started to scoop,
All of the droppings..."YUCK," reindeer poop!
But then we so generously filled up your sack,
Hope you have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack!

#5
Christmas is coming
Along with Santa and his deer
Listen closely on Christmas Eve
And maybe you will hear.
While Santa leaves gifts
Tied with ribbons and bows
The reindeer leave these droppings
In neat little rows.

#6
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking -- you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky --
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

Missy_Moo_2

http://wrapcandy.com/community/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=64446

There are lots more in the link above

kms26

thank you xxxxxxx