The Bankrupt Inn

jobby_2

I think he must be interviewing new staff!

Richard_S

tight_jock wrote: »

Is the cellar in the building, Mike? Or even in the same town as you been gone over an hour an there`s a blocked loo an the neighbours are complaining and noones called last orders and......................:beer:

Well guys,

We've missed another party.

Spent this evening taking the last of our things from our ex rented house because we know the sh1te of a lanlord won't give our deposit back, we declined to pay the last months rent and we've taken the front door, back door, several double glazing units and the garage door as a bargaining chip.

We might be a couple of quid out of pocket by the time we've sold them on eBay but he's going to have a hell of a problem with squatters :rotfl:

I love old sayings, there's so much wisdom in them and here's another one:

"if a guy has nothing to lose, don't back him into a corner because you have absolutely no idea what he's going to do; always leave that person a way out".

We got backed into a corner; one irate sh1te of a landlord is going to learn a lesson in life before this weeks out.

Rich

jobby_2

You seriously need a beer:beer:

Landlords should be banned from the Inn methinks

tight_jock

Time for a large glass of the real amber nectar, Rich.

Your tales from the [STRIKE]nuthouse[/STRIKE] new place have cracked me up over the last few weeks but the doors is a classic.

:beer:
TJ

tight_jock

Right guys, as noone`s been to the bar for over 30 mins I`m calling last orders and pulling down the shutters as we don`t have a late licence yet.

However, the side door is still open for a lock in :beer: :j

Last one out, turn off the lights and lock the door.

See you later
TJx

Mike_St_Helens

I got locked in the cellar ! Did no ne hear my screams !

wallopadonkey

i need a double brandy please mr barman no ice, remy if you have it and one for your self

philnicandamy

been in a really grumpy mood all day...everything aches all over damn you old age! need something strong & at least a double barkeep!

Mike_St_Helens

Drinks are on the way guys... Ive had a poo day too !! Stiil I now have 2 lovely days off, then 2 in then a whole week off !

wallopadonkey

sorry bout last nite mike thought the noise in the cellar was the cat or summat lol