The Bankrupt Inn

gettingitsorted

Richard_S wrote: »

Dear Gismo,

Many thanks for pointing that out to me, I'm just a simple country boy and easily offended by you more cosmopolitan folks :embarasse

:rotfl: :rotfl: yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard_S

gettingitsorted wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well,

I guess it's time to turn my overworked mind to another day of making figures add up to their required appearance and offering plausible explanations for implausible sequences of events.

The weekend is tantalisingly close but still too far away to start celebrating, have a good day peeps.

Rich

AlanD_3

gettingitsorted wrote: »

im affraid it is or sometimes its worse :rotfl:


your welcome to apply Alan

Pub management experience (which means I can do every, damned job in the f**king place and had to too... management didn't get paid by the hour... grrr:mad: :mad: ) too if that helps.

I can clean a line in 3 minutes flat (full clean, pink crap and all, fully flushed out, amazing what you can do if you pull the !!!!!! quickly enough, clears all the crap out), cash up a till mid session (just to prove it was a £10 and not £20 that you gave me sh*t for brains) without any drop in service, can remember regulars' drinks, always sell soft drinks in undersized glasses and push the ice like mad (fantastic for the mark-up), can argue the case for a "natural head" so well customers request it (another good one for the mark-up), always charge for the splash of coke in a short and I can serve 5 customers at once, no one is waiting.

'Course I was a lot younger then... can't remember why I got out of it (oh yeah, I know 18hr days as a minimum, 90hr weeks, that would be it.

Alan

AlanD_3

Until I get the job here I'll have a pint and make sure it is filled to the top!

Why did I get into teaching when I hate kids so much?

jobby_2

Is there anybody in here?........(hard to do an echo by typing) it's so quiet I might have to help myself.......what would you like madam? thank you mine's a pint of HSD...cheers:beer: guess everyone is saving themselves for their big weekend or doing that strange work thing.......

tight_jock

Any last orders at the bar please.

Lost the dog on a walk so just popped in as the door wwas open. Might as well have a quicky.

:beer:
TJ

Mike_St_Helens

Im here again... You lot are crap when Im on nights. Well toning didnt go well.. I had a crash in the works car, well some one hit me from behind.. IDIOT. Work protocol means paramedics, police and the bloody fling squad !

My haed feels like a rattley cage and Im tired.. NOw is the decision do I try claim for me or will be beutiful OR get it... Im in pain and wont claim !

gettingitsorted

How did you get on at the doc sweetie

Mike_St_Helens

gettingitsorted wrote: »

How did you get on at the doc sweetie

Ive not been yet. I have a daft GP who you can only call after 1.30 then get an appt !!

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

Ive not been yet. I have a daft GP who you can only call after 1.30 then get an appt !!

Sounds a bit like ours then