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biscuitmad

QPR10 wrote: »

Thank you I see QPR10 (me) was behaving badly that day oh dear my mate & I were only talking about my alter ego this afternoon I should send him a link to that page :rotfl::A

That's ok think it was me you were talking to

WELSH-DRAGON_2

Evening all just planning a shopping trip tomorrow

Took LO to see ice age live in cardiff today it was really good

Welshy x

biscuitmad

Night all
X

thick_tom

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Watson?”
Watson is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” says Holmes. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

zagubov

biscuitmad wrote: »

Theres one in slough

Thanks
-that's probably easier for me to get to than Essex!:beer::beer:

kazire

Does anyone know if there is an archive of the tesco magazines?

Looby123

lilylu2 wrote: »

Just to follow up to my previous post about the superdrug christmas gifts, it seems that the L'Oreal ones are also going into the basket at lower prices too and the Charlie sets, some pretty good prices for these I think, especially with the 3 for 2.

Thanks for reminding me about Quidco too!

hiya....have you tried any of their 'own' perfumes? Just wandering if they're made to smell like 'popular' branded perfume iykwim?

I like Next perfumes as they smell like branded perfumes..Armani Elle, Ralph Lauren Romance etc.... so i get to smell posh but MSE styleee

thick_tom

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lilylu2

Looby123 wrote: »

hiya....have you tried any of their 'own' perfumes? Just wandering if they're made to smell like 'popular' branded perfume iykwim?

I like Next perfumes as they smell like branded perfumes..Armani Elle, Ralph Lauren Romance etc.... so i get to smell posh but MSE styleee

Do you mean the Charlie ones? If so, I have only really tried the sprays as my sis really likes them but I have found them to be very sweet and girly smelling.

I think the original, red and blue are more 'adult smelling' but the others have good reviews online too. Although I think they are more teenage...

Hth

Emily_Rachel

kazire wrote: »

Does anyone know if there is an archive of the tesco magazines?

An archive of beanz coupons would be good too. Beanless.:(