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couponqueen123

calmspirit wrote: »

perhaps the elite would like to help me write my next online dating profile ???


or I will try to find my last one and you can all tell me where I went wrong lolol

i will rite one and pm me it and ill tell you what i fink

couponqueen123

tigerwhite wrote: »

Polystyrene ball bought from hobbycraft for £3. Kitchen roll tube for the stem, cocktail sticks to hold the sweets on. Job done:D

wowow my fav choc do you want my address to send me that lol:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Tesc*

ASDA APG v Tesco

May be useful for anyone trying to get a TPP

1 x ASDA Garlic Loose £0.30 £0.50
1 x ASDA Mushrooms (250g) £0.80 £0.92
1 x Muller Light Greek Style Honeyed Peach Yogurt (4x1... £0.50 £1.09
1 x Muller Light Greek Style Coconut & Vanilla Yogurt ... £0.50 £1.10
2 x Napolina Spaghetti (500g) £1.50 £2.58
1 x Nestle Caramac Bar (30g) £0.43 £0.59
1 x Loyd Grossman Pasta Sauce - Tomato & Roasted Garli... £1.00 £1.75
5 x Discovery Mexican Plain Flour Tortillas (8) £2.50 £5.00
1 x Chicago Town Takeaway Limited Edition Footie Feast... £2.50 £3.99
1 x Chicago Town Takeaway Limited Edition New Yorker S... £2.50 £3.99
1 x Loyd Grossman Pasta Sauce - Tomato & Basil (350g) £1.00 £1.75
1 x ASDA Whole Cucumber £0.70 £0.80
1 x ASDA Reduced Fat Sour Cream & Chive Dip (200g) £0.85 £0.94
1 x ASDA Figs £1.00 £2.00
2 x Lurpak Lighter Spreadable (500g) £4.00 £5.96
1 x Maggi So Juicy Cooks in the Bag Chicken Chasseur (... £0.50 £0.99

FloFlo

nat21luv wrote: »

Oh god, that reminds me, picking up broccoli and some guy scoots up next to me and says "You should be in jail"

I stand there puzzled, frantically trying to work out if he's a copper/security guard/ trout who's foiled the beans coupon. He just stares at me, nods and said "for smelling too good. What is it?"

Que awkward pause.

"Le Nor" Then I grab a tree and leg it!

:rotfl:Gotta love a trier.

You should have replied natural body odour, I only shower once year.

couponqueen123

couponqueen123 wrote: »

i will rite one and pm me it and ill tell you what i fink

soz about that i mean you write one ill check and tell you what i fink soz my 2 yr old was trying to help type:rotfl::rotfl:

Tesc*

Got a Black & Decker Jigsaw reduced from £64 to £16 in Tesco yesterday. Good xmas present for FIL.

tigerwhite_2

I'm liking the "lenor" smelly story Nat21luv he he
Calmspirit, someone will love you as much as we do, they just haven't met you yet :A

Iamsohappy

tigerwhite wrote: »

Polystyrene ball bought from hobbycraft for £3. Kitchen roll tube for the stem, cocktail sticks to hold the sweets on. Job done:D

These look so difficult but I am convinced now - I will have to have a go next time there is an excuse.:D

couponqueen123

calmspirit wrote: »

I dont think I was negative .......:D[/QUOTe

lolyou could have put something like

im a strong positive lady,who has a great outlook on life, who would love the company of a man who is careing loving,strong and looking for that special bond two people can have ,
beware i like to money save :rotfl::rotfl:

skinandblister1

Morning all - off out in a bit to try and find cheese..again, am I the only one not to have got any lol
Hope everyone is well on this chilly day:)