Saturday Nite / Easter Party

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

Thats bad.. Coughing for ages. I hate pubes

Me too, i hate gagging

Bunnyinthelights

Len,
I am almost speechless!

(it's been a while)

gettingitsorted

lennymfo wrote: »

You have to be well lubed up, horny as hell with lurve juice oozing out of your ears. The trouble is I believe that the women Ive done it with told me that other lads go straight at it, max-chaff, 10 to the dozen like and it puts em off for life! You've got to take it easy, maybe just leave it in there, and tickle the bean under the chin and slowly start the piston going building up nice and slowly! OMG cant believe I said that!

Tis true my sweet

Mike_St_Helens

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Mike,
That would be assuming I get anywhere NEAR his pubes!
(Bunny puts on serious voice) but since DS was born, the ol' love machine that is Bunny has been broken. I hope I feel more like it now I'm back on the Happy Pills.

And LJ,
I have got muffin top! Horrible! I don't let it show tho...

Aww babes... Make him sort his garden before he even thinks of coming near you. It has to be attractive (as can be !) Is your OH about as sensitive as my 3AM stop out, stinks the next day, drunk again of 1 wine and asleep by 9 fella.....

he aint got me an easter egg you knwo... I have agreat big one in the wardrobe with a cup waiting for tomorrow you knwo !

Bunnyinthelights

All this talk of the Hershey Highway has made me want a poo

savagevixen

lennymfo wrote: »

You have to be well lubed up, horny as hell with lurve juice oozing out of your ears. The trouble is I believe that the women Ive done it with told me that other lads go straight at it, max-chaff, 10 to the dozen like and it puts em off for life! You've got to take it easy, maybe just leave it in there, and tickle the bean under the chin and slowly start the piston going building up nice and slowly! OMG cant believe I said that!

:rotfl: :rotfl: That is classic. Bet Martin would be so proud of his moneysavers! I'll gt OH to read that!!!!!!

Mike_St_Helens

elantan wrote: »

mike i never recognised you there when did you change your avatar?

Just now.. im in a random mood !

System

Cor what a thread - even by my standards. Wait until Ginger Ste comes back!

gettingitsorted

Mike_St_Helens wrote: »

Aww babes... Make him sort his garden before he even thinks of coming near you. It has to be attractive (as can be !) Is your OH about as sensitive as my 3AM stop out, stinks the next day, drunk again of 1 wine and asleep by 9 fella.....

he aint got me an easter egg you knwo... I have agreat big one in the wardrobe with a cup waiting for tomorrow you knwo !

Babe keep it ,wait to see if he suprises you !!!!!

Mike_St_Helens

lennymfo wrote: »

You have to be well lubed up, horny as hell with lurve juice oozing out of your ears. The trouble is I believe that the women Ive done it with told me that other lads go straight at it, max-chaff, 10 to the dozen like and it puts em off for life! You've got to take it easy, maybe just leave it in there, and tickle the bean under the chin and slowly start the piston going building up nice and slowly! OMG cant believe I said that!

I feel sick