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Saturday Nite / Easter Party
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Mike_St_Helens wrote: »You see them everywhere.. Even in Marks and Spencer ! :mad:
argh oap camel toe gads gads gads that is sooooo wrong!0 -
Mike_St_Helens wrote: »Ha.. Best check the filters then make siure they aint clogged up !
Cheeky !!!!!! :rotfl:Official DFW NERD 189
I may be a woman but dont hold it against me:D
Officially declared Br 6/11/06
Discharged Br 4/5/07 (6 months to the day)
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Mike,
That would be assuming I get anywhere NEAR his pubes!
(Bunny puts on serious voice) but since DS was born, the ol' love machine that is Bunny has been broken. I hope I feel more like it now I'm back on the Happy Pills.
And LJ,
I have got muffin top! Horrible! I don't let it show tho...Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
mike i never recognised you there when did you change your avatar?0
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No not at all mate. In fact I much less of a HP now than before. I inadvertently went to a gay bar in Portsmouth (Marthas) with 2 lesbian couples last year. It was a bit bizarre at first, but we all had a laugh. There was blokes pole dancing, birds dressed up as lads and so on. I have to say in the bathrooms if he's there, I do tend to cover miself up.
Youve seen the light !0 -
gettingitsorted wrote: »Stuck in teeth not a problem, its when they get stuck in the back of the throat :rotfl:
Thats bad.. Coughing for ages. I hate pubes0 -
gettingitsorted wrote: »oh god cant believe im posting this .....................keep trying it does get a bit easier
You have to be well lubed up, horny as hell with lurve juice oozing out of your ears. The trouble is I believe that the women Ive done it with told me that other lads go straight at it, max-chaff, 10 to the dozen like and it puts em off for life! You've got to take it easy, maybe just leave it in there, and tickle the bean under the chin and slowly start the piston going building up nice and slowly! OMG cant believe I said that!This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0 -
right gonna love and leave you in a mo just have one more fag then its off to bed for mee ,boo hooOfficial DFW NERD 189
I may be a woman but dont hold it against me:D
Officially declared Br 6/11/06
Discharged Br 4/5/07 (6 months to the day)
BCSC MEMBER 210 -
lynsayjane wrote: »i would have officially wet my pants at this point....if i had any on
Ooo just had a shiver!!! More watersports! I knew a girl........This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0 -
Coughing? Gagging.
*Bunny shudders* pubes, yack!Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0
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