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  • lynsayjane
    lynsayjane Posts: 3,547 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker Xmas Saver!
    You see them everywhere.. Even in Marks and Spencer ! :mad:

    argh oap camel toe gads gads gads that is sooooo wrong!
  • Ha.. Best check the filters then make siure they aint clogged up !


    Cheeky !!!!!! :rotfl:
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  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    Mike,
    That would be assuming I get anywhere NEAR his pubes!
    (Bunny puts on serious voice) but since DS was born, the ol' love machine that is Bunny has been broken. I hope I feel more like it now I'm back on the Happy Pills.

    And LJ,
    I have got muffin top! Horrible! I don't let it show tho...
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  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    mike i never recognised you there when did you change your avatar?
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    No not at all mate. In fact I much less of a HP now than before. I inadvertently went to a gay bar in Portsmouth (Marthas) with 2 lesbian couples last year. It was a bit bizarre at first, but we all had a laugh. There was blokes pole dancing, birds dressed up as lads and so on. I have to say in the bathrooms if he's there, I do tend to cover miself up.

    Youve seen the light !
  • Mike_St_Helens
    Mike_St_Helens Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    Stuck in teeth not a problem, its when they get stuck in the back of the throat :rotfl:

    Thats bad.. Coughing for ages. I hate pubes
  • System
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    oh god cant believe im posting this .....................keep trying it does get a bit easier

    You have to be well lubed up, horny as hell with lurve juice oozing out of your ears. The trouble is I believe that the women Ive done it with told me that other lads go straight at it, max-chaff, 10 to the dozen like and it puts em off for life! You've got to take it easy, maybe just leave it in there, and tickle the bean under the chin and slowly start the piston going building up nice and slowly! OMG cant believe I said that!
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  • right gonna love and leave you in a mo just have one more fag then its off to bed for mee ,boo hoo
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  • System
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    lynsayjane wrote: »
    i would have officially wet my pants at this point....if i had any on ;)

    Ooo just had a shiver!!! More watersports! I knew a girl........
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  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    Coughing? Gagging.

    *Bunny shudders* pubes, yack!
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
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