Elite 11+ Another new thread

jayne.hamilton2

tricia89 wrote: »

i do hereby apologise for telling you not to get drunk when you have children to look after.
Get drunk please, please show your children thats the way to deal with "grief".

Like i care if you drink one sip of ta water, half a 0% beer or ten bottles of vodka.

You made it sound like you had very young children.

i obviously do not know if you have children of your own = but

i never ever ever lie to my children

we have a very close family

we all grieve - and accept each others way of grieving

and wp does not help - we know that now

scamps1966

Issyc wrote: »

I knows, Scamps!!!

You nose, I knows, everyone no's.:p:D

zippydooda

David. wrote: »

Cheers just wondering about this latest kleenex promotion if thats the case will give it a miss then.

its a good promotion for us if you can get it to work on something which costs about the 50p mark, you in effect double your money

altojack

nikkilala wrote: »

He is getting along brilliantly, thanks for asking:)He did spare me a few minutes of his time for a quick chat today on the phone (Hes rubbish at keeping in touch;)) and he sounded a bit stressed. Got it out of him that hes done far too much partying for freshers and now has a heap of work that he hasnt done:eek:Well I knew it would happen so he'll have to knuckle down now, that and he has run out of clean clothes so is attempting to use a washing machine for the first time tomorrow;):rotfl:

He'll catch up with his work, don't fret as for the washing machine, well the worst that can happen is that he may shrink some things, or worse still have a colour run :eek:

The partying comes with the territory, all things new etc ..... but he will settle down after a while :A

Call_of_Trouty

New thread here

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/comment/56492121#Comment_56492121

Can we leave the bickering here please.

kurly~kale

nikkilala wrote: »

He is getting along brilliantly, thanks for asking:)He did spare me a few minutes of his time for a quick chat today on the phone (Hes rubbish at keeping in touch;)) and he sounded a bit stressed. Got it out of him that hes done far too much partying for freshers and now has a heap of work that he hasnt done:eek:Well I knew it would happen so he'll have to knuckle down now, that and he has run out of clean clothes so is attempting to use a washing machine for the first time tomorrow;):rotfl:

I know the feeling well - my ds been away at uni 4 years and just got a job in the place he went to uni hardly phones but i got a txt yesterday asking could I lend him some money :rotfl:

Tinyshoes

robstersgirl wrote: »

I'd give him a glowing bottom if I were you :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I think he owes me big time, I have even gone out and bought him loads of the RTC ground coffee tonight. Big thanks to the OPs of that one, he gets through a pack a week so will save me a small fortune. :T

I did think when I was buying it he really didn't deserve it but at 74p, 75p and 84p a packet what could I do but buy it.

zagubov

Snap-ant wrote: »

Kites were invented to dry string

lokitty wrote: »

While I am at it, here are another couple of good ones from Mr Wright.

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Is it weird in here, or is it just me?[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."[/FONT]

One of my favourites was when he claimed gravity was invented to stop the sky filling up with dead birds.:D

jayne.hamilton2

tricia89 wrote: »

i love the way you try to undermine/discredit/patronize her.
Just so damn beautiful in a man. God i could sit here all night just reading what you say. Gazing into that little doggies face, fantasizing over what you look like.
Mmmmmmmmm. You do something to me jerry, you really do. My bf would be jealous if he knew
but he wont know.
it'll just be my dirty little secret.

jerry - thanks for the love - my monkey is now in heaven

ignore the !!!!!

Xxx

Snap-ant

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump