Elite 11+ Another new thread

Issyc

Magicowen wrote: »

And she's back! :T

Stop it! OH and his DS are sleeping and I can't laugh out loud! :rotfl:

Lol.

**tiptoes over** Sowee! x

Magicowen

Snap-ant wrote: »

Kites were invented to dry string

lokitty wrote: »

Oh I have always wondered about that ! :rotfl: It is a real wotsit trying to peg it on the line !:rotfl:Love it!

Change the coffee to magners though! :rotfl:
Eta - and no I'm not drunk, I've only had one little glass, honest!

Issyc

scamps1966 wrote: »

Who nose if i've lost my knows??

I knows, Scamps!!!

David.

zippydooda wrote: »

depends how you use the 30 points. i use them on deals. the deals i use times them by 3 so 30 points is 30p x 3 = 90p

Cheers just wondering about this latest kleenex promotion if thats the case will give it a miss then.

zagubov

lokitty wrote: »

While I am at it, here are another couple of good ones from Mr Wright.

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Is it weird in here, or is it just me?[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."[/FONT]

Guy's a genius. :j
I confess I nicked one of his gags for my post here :beer:

David.

Off to bed
Goodnight all :wave:

nikkilala_2

altojack wrote: »

Just been sorting out some old photos and had a good laugh at some of them :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lala whilst you are here, how is masterlala getting on? Was thinking about you and him earlier

He is getting along brilliantly, thanks for asking:)He did spare me a few minutes of his time for a quick chat today on the phone (Hes rubbish at keeping in touch;)) and he sounded a bit stressed. Got it out of him that hes done far too much partying for freshers and now has a heap of work that he hasnt done:eek:Well I knew it would happen so he'll have to knuckle down now, that and he has run out of clean clothes so is attempting to use a washing machine for the first time tomorrow;):rotfl:

Fudge_Cake_2

lokitty wrote: »

Sorry he did zooology so is very literal about these things.
When chimps smile they are actually distressed which I why we are not allowed to smile or laugh when we see the monkeys and chimps at the zoo. The other people just think we are super grumpy. :rotfl:

Don't appologise lovely, I was a bit confuzzled but nothing to appologise for! Lol at you being grumpy at the zoo! :rotfl:I must remember that 'remember kids only sad faces for the monkeys' :cool::cool::cool::cool:

fyfi wrote: »

Evening all

Sorry haven't been in for the last week but to say it was a week from hell is an understatement! Dd2 was in a car crash, she's fine but the car's a write off so spent all day Friday and Saturday looking for a car, woke up Sunday with the worst cold ever but just as I start feeling a bit better by Tuesday I wake up 4am Wednesday with gastroenteritis, I won't go into anymore detail!!!! But I am now feeling a bit better so just popped in to say...,

Hi, hope you are all keeping well and if the bar is open can I have a fizzy water plz?

Goodness me, so sorry to read this. Glad you are feeling a little better now and so very pleased your DD is unharmed :A


:T:T Leave it to Lizzie to bring some sanity back to the thread :T:T :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

And I meant to say earlier and forgot, appologies :hello:lovely to have you back artha. Been on a break myself

Tinyshoes

itsallinthemind wrote: »

I know a child who has access. It is not 18+

I know a local MSEer who does not post himself just reads but his offspring is registered to post. So there is no lower age limit who can register I guess. :eek:

tallulajo

Did I miss a bs glitch earlier then? Gutted.. So, it's all quiet on here apart from monkey business then?