Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

nattypants

GOOOOOOOD MORNING....thank goodness it's Friday (it is FRIDAY Tilly, right???)

Unfortunately I don't have time to catch up on everyone's diaries so hope all's okay and you you have ALL managed to sell everything on ebay, cleared your mortgages, naffed off to Spain, bought new Uggs, and wrapped that final Christmas present, otherwise I will be sorely dissapointed:p

V. quick update from me;

No alcohol (not even a midweek tipple;)) since last Friday (I think the remaining of which may have finally left my system this morning)

I tried on my new dress on Wednesday (at bedtime):eek: I had clearly misunderstood that the 18-year-old size 8 model on the Oasis website wasn't me, so unfortunately my full length mirror wasn't kind enough to project anything other than someone in the wrong side of their 40's who managed to eat all the pies:eek::eek::eek:

I returned the dress to Oasis yesterday evening

Handed in a seven year old 'old faithful' into the dry cleaners - once I squeeze my lard into this dress I cannot; drink, eat, stand-up, sit-down, or breathe. Tonight is going to be fun!

Unable to find any shoes in the 'nice' shops:eek::eek::eek: so this morning before work (LOOK AWAY LULA) going to look at supermarket shoes (just in case). If not I will be able to hit TKMax etc. over lunchtime

Yesterday I ate 3 X biscuits and 1 X crisps so another £5 fine:o

Tonight I will have to waddle on to a stage in my far too tight dress, and possibly supermaket shoes to present an award. Nice:D

Catch up with everyone tomorrow X

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS

Morning NP, yep it's definitely Friday. You will glide on to that stage, looking like a glorious, knowledgeable, fab woman. Will think of you handing out the award. Head up high, get your lippy on and spritz your favourite perfume.

You will be marvellous :):)


Tilly x

gallygirl

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS wrote: »

Morning NP, yep it's definitely Friday. You will glide on to that stage, looking like a glorious, knowledgeable, fab woman. Will think of you handing out the award. Head up high, get your lippy on and spritz your favourite perfume.

You will be marvellous :):)

Just so long as you don't breathe out .

Have a great time, as Tilly put it so eloquently you will rock

lulabelle1

Have a fantastic evening tonight Natty - knock em dead hun xxx

shala_moo

Just caught up the last 3 pages.. now all i want to do is eat biscuits

HelenDaveKids

Have a lovely time NP, will drink my first glass of wine in your honour and hope it goes well.

It is funny isnt it, that nasty nasty 4-0, have mine in a couple of months and every day Im aging before my own eyes. My DD1 says things like "you cant wear THAT!!!" (arent i suppose to say that?)
God bless those old faithfuls at the back of the closet!

nattypants

I have now entered an alcohol-free zone.

That is all.

Except I may have to reacquaint myself with the toilet bowl v. v. soon.

I tried to do the dairies, hopefully will be back this evening (or perhaps 3pm, which in my younger years was always the 'magic' hour)

NP_pale_

gallygirl

did you have a good night natty?
what's up - is this a bit loud for you?

Matt_The_Chippy

gallygirl wrote: »

did you have a good night natty?
what's up - is this a bit loud for you?

Wow, that's a bit loud! Hope you haven't got a bad head?

gallygirl

Matt_The_Chippy wrote: »

Wow, that's a bit loud! Hope you haven't got a bad head?

Poor natty - she knows I love her really