Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

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Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS wrote: »

Just brilliant - that made me roar with laughter :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lulabelle1 wrote: »

Love it! I like the idea that natty's bush has a surprised look on it:rotfl:

moneycurious wrote: »

i love that to - almost like - oh i have had a good trim!!

Even after a few days absence, I return to find that people are still obsessed with my bush.......

Yes, it's still trim, AND tidy;)

nattypants

lulabelle1 wrote: »

Do you not get paid sooner than that - it's Feb?? :j

Payday tomorrow lula:D roll on March though, that's all I can say:cool:

lulabelle1

Happy Pay Day Natty!!!!!!

elantan

have to admit i roared with laughter at that one too ... radish do you have any stripping ones?


i ate bread for the first time in months the other day, thought i was gonna be sick, i dont think i could go back to eating bread now that i have stopped


still need to get rid of the sugar though, i am putting the last of the tablet in the bin today as i NEED to start somewhere

tattycath

elantan wrote: »

have to admit i roared with laughter at that one too ... radish do you have any stripping ones?


i ate bread for the first time in months the other day, thought i was gonna be sick, i dont think i could go back to eating bread now that i have stopped


still need to get rid of the sugar though, i am putting the last of the tablet in the bin today as i NEED to start somewhere

I know I shouldn't as I have gained a bit of weight since I stopped smoking in september. .. but... Any chance of a recipe for this please?

elantan

no problemo but i have to warn you i take no responsibility for diabetes, heart attacks or death ... but what a way to go


Tablet

2 lbs granulated sugar
1/4 lb butter
250 ml whole milk ( full fat stuff)
400g tinned condensed milk
table spoon vanilla essence

Method

1 ) remove all children, pets and clumsy people from the room, they dont mix well with boiling sugar
2) in a heavy based pan slowly melt sugar, milk and butter
3) once it comes to the boil add condensed milk
4) slowly bring to the boil stirring constantly
5) keep stirring, carefully boil it for 15 mins atleast or until mixture darkens to a butterscotch colour
6)to test if mixture has boiled for long enough, drop a teaspoon full into a glass of cold water, if it is ready it will form a ball
7) remove from heat and add vanilla essence
8) beat the mixture until your arm falls off and the mixture has thickened to a very thick custard like state ( approx 20 mins)
8) pour into a greased tin and allow to cool ( keeping it in the fridge when it has cooled enough)
9) cut into squares and if any survives the taste testing keep it in an air tight container

it is delicious, it really is amazing, but as you can tell by the ingredients it is also very unhealthy


enjoy

tattycath

Thank you. Do you think it would work with caramel condensed milk?-we somehow have about 4 or 5 tins of condensed milk-2 of which are caramel.

elantan

ive never tried but i spose there would be no harm in trying it, might not mix with the vanilla though ... try it and let us know how it goes

tattycath

elantan wrote: »

ive never tried but i spose there would be no harm in trying it, might not mix with the vanilla though ... try it and let us know how it goes

Going to try the recipe with caramel . will report back later.

tattycath

It's gorgeous with caramel, didn't put vanilla essence itn It's very sickly but lovely-thanks for the recipe.