Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

nattypants

My daughter is going out tonight (much to my annoyance as she has University classes tomorrow) she has just done the whole 'should I just make my own way to town?' I said 'yes, what time are the buses?' and she did the pathetic ''I don't know' whimper. So I just lay down on my bed and told her to keep warm whilst waiting.

Of course, I will drop her off but want the wee madam to think she's about to freeze her a*s off at the bus stop tee hee:D

gallygirl

nattypants wrote: »

T(I cry at everything from Toy Story to when Bouncer died in Neighbours:o)

Bouncer is dead :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

nattypants wrote: »

My daughter is going out tonight (much to my annoyance as she has University classes tomorrow) she has just done the whole 'should I just make my own way to town?' I said 'yes, what time are the buses?' and she did the pathetic ''I don't know' whimper. So I just lay down on my bed and told her to keep warm whilst waiting.

Of course, I will drop her off but want the wee madam to think she's about to freeze her a*s off at the bus stop tee hee:D

Natty am shocked at you. Didn't you break her spirit while she was young . You are way too soft (or I am a bad mother :rotfl:)

Sorry you had a pants day, well done for resisting temptation and grabbing a non-edible muffin .

nattypants

gallygirl wrote: »

Bouncer is dead :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:



Natty am shocked at you. Didn't you break her spirit while she was young . You are way too soft (or I am a bad mother :rotfl:)

Sorry you had a pants day, well done for resisting temptation and grabbing a non-edible muffin .

I did keep it up right to the wire, she went to the front door and I shouted 'byeeeer' then she came back in and said that she didn't know when the bus was due. She then starting the whiney voice routine and I got up.....and told her I was away to fill a cosy hot water bottle and to keep in touch.
Her lip became all petted and trembly - it was brilliant acting on my part of course:T Then naturally the last laugh is on her as I got up and pulled my snow boots on:D even although it's still not snowing:p and ended up giving her a lift....yes folks IN MY PYJAMAS:eek:

Will I never learn:o:o:o

elantan

nattypants wrote: »

Thank goodness someone else is doing the same! We can go through the withdrawal shakes together;)

I can join you here ... I managed a full day of no sugar whoop whoop

HelenDaveKids

DD1 was also little ray of sunshine tonight, that and them all bickering in the car all the way back from music. Then Tiger had been in her room and ripped up one of her posters. Ended up having a bit of a shout but all calm again now (was all my fault obviously). DH at work so missed the fun. Then dd2 realises shes left her school tie at music and she will now get in trouble, so lots of tears. I was not doing an hour round trip in my PJs though!
Surely NP youve learnt your lesson???

nattypants

elantan wrote: »

I can join you here ... I managed a full day of no sugar whoop whoop

Absolutely El, we can keep each other motivated.

I'll post pics of my lard-o'-muffin to help with our boke-o-meter:D

nattypants

HelenDaveKids wrote: »

I was not doing an hour round trip in my PJs though!
Surely NP youve learnt your lesson???

Living on the edge HDK....extreme pyjama-ing:D

HelenDaveKids

I consider its sufficient risk to nip out to dustbin with dead animal cats have brought in early in the morning. Yes, I am in awe of your extreme pj ing!

I must say I have done the youth club run on many occassions with pjs under my jeans and a cardigan on and (wait for it) NO BRA .... does that count??
Suspect it would if I ended up in a and e with no knickers on!

nattypants

HelenDaveKids wrote: »

I consider its sufficient risk to nip out to dustbin with dead animal cats

I know your daughter was upset about her poster.....but really to go that far???

Poor Tiger:eek::eek::eek:

elantan

Another extreme pjammer here ... Ooooo I think I've found like minded souls ... You can't be worse than me Nat ... Muffins have yet to be invented that are the same size as my muffin top