Disappearing breakfast!

Wellyboots6

I thought I was having a moment earlier.

I was sat reading the paper and drinking a cup of tea, with my bowl of cereal on the coffee table in front of me.
Finished my tea, put the paper down to pick up my bowl to eat my cereal, only it was empty.
I shrugged it off assuming I had eaten it already but forgotten (things like this happen to me!)

My tummy then starts rumbling, so surely I can't have eaten a whole bowl of cereal and still be hungry?

I then notice Tyson with a milk beard, and milk smears on my sofa cushions...

How does such a giant dog manage to move like a cereal-thief-ninja?!!

Worst thing is, it was a bowl of bran flakes. I am going to have to deal with the after effects later on :eek:

chucknorris

katy721 wrote: »

I thought I was having a moment earlier.

I was sat reading the paper and drinking a cup of tea, with my bowl of cereal on the coffee table in front of me.
Finished my tea, put the paper down to pick up my bowl to eat my cereal, only it was empty.
I shrugged it off assuming I had eaten it already but forgotten (things like this happen to me!)

My tummy then starts rumbling, so surely I can't have eaten a whole bowl of cereal and still be hungry?

I then notice Tyson with a milk beard, and milk smears on my sofa cushions...

How does such a giant dog manage to move like a cereal-thief-ninja?!!

Worst thing is, it was a bowl of bran flakes. I am going to have to deal with the after effects later on :eek:

My burger buns also disapeared one evening, with just a few tell tale crumbs on the dining room floor, I never leave any food near the edge of the dining room table now.

Wellyboots6

chucknorris wrote: »

My burger buns also disapeared one evening, with just a few tell tale crumbs on the dining room floor, I never leave any food near the edge of the dining room table now.

Just the buns?! Or were there no burgers in there yet?

I once witnessed a whole roast chicken slowly edging its way to the other side of the breakfast bar...

He had even flattened his ears down so they wouldn't stick up and give him away!

partialycloudy

Our cat once nicked a whole leg of lamb off the kitchen counter!

Pthree

My last dog had a whole frozen salmon off the side of my very small galley kitchen while I was in there washing the dishes, didnt hear a thing!

The only evidence was the plate on the floor which you would have thought would have made a noise??!!

P3

ariba10

We have a Lab but he knows that I would separate him from his breath if took anything from the table.

Spirit_2

My husband once asked me to keep an eye on some sausages that were cooking .

As I can be bit dippy he was none too surprised when I called up to him asking where the sausages were, he responded "on the stove".

There were no sausages on the stove there was however an empty frying pan.

We had a discussion about what he might have done with the sausages, me accusing him of being forgetful, then our retriever put his paws up on the cooker to check if he had left any.

Flatcoats are terrible thieves but we had never knowingly had one take anything from the cooker before.

Denene

One of our cats managed to sneak a half a roast chicken off a table without anyone noticing. Unfortunately, when trying to make his escape, he pulled everything else down off the counter and scared the wits out of himself.

We also had to barricade the turkey in a utility room last Christmas Eve, after several determined and inventive attempts to make off with it, even though it was quite a lot bigger than he is..

gettingready

Phewwww Fred-the-greedy-soandso nicks bacon off the HOT frying pan filled with oil. Can NEVE leave the kitchen while cooking anything.

Left a boiled egg (in shell) on the worktop, he managed to break the shell and have more than half od the egg by the time I came back into the kitchen.

He nicks mushrooms too, nicked half of my peach and ate it.

Asda delivery came in, had the bags in the corridor, phoe run, answered it and with the corner of my eye I saw Fred dragging a whole raw chicken across the corridor..

He jumps into the fridge when I open the door.

He nicks raw meat from the poor Zara who is a 40kg of a dog, he nicks it from under her nose.

There is no hope in hell with Fred the thief.. sigh

aileth

These all sound like heaven. You will come home, let dog in room, see cat poop in litter tray, get distracted taking coat off, turn back round and cat poop is magically gone and his mouth is covered in cat lit!! Ughhhhhhh. We don't have to watch him around food, but when there is cat poop about....

samuela66

aileth wrote: »

These all sound like heaven. You will come home, let dog in room, see cat poop in litter tray, get distracted taking coat off, turn back round and cat poop is magically gone and his mouth is covered in cat lit!! Ughhhhhhh. We don't have to watch him around food, but when there is cat poop about....

OMG:rotfl::eek: