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Loaned money to a guy, promise of great returns...

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  • redpete
    redpete Posts: 4,738 Forumite
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    The rate of return promised is of course ridiculous, but probably no higher than that charged by Wonga.

    If I've used the right Excel formula then I reckon he'd be on approx 7300% annual return by now and would level off at approx 9700% by this time next year. Who wouldn't grab at such an opportunity? (me actually)
    loose does not rhyme with choose but lose does and is the word you meant to write.
  • Gordon_Hose
    Gordon_Hose Posts: 6,259 Forumite
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    If the returns are that great, I wonder why our business giants haven't already plowed billions into this small business?
  • ihateyes
    ihateyes Posts: 1,326 Forumite
    Adam900 wrote: »
    What can I do? I understand taking him to small claims may work but would they understand and recognise that the debt is no longer £1k, but is indeed £7k?


    Thanks in advance :)


    Are you a loan Shark?????
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  • _Andy_
    _Andy_ Posts: 11,150 Forumite
    Superb troll thread, one of the best we've had for a while. Top marks OP :)
  • A.a 12k return on a 1k investment

    B.or a guy never to return with 1k

    this has to be a fishing thread
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  • Wyndham
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    OP didn't realise he had to pay for gas on another thread - that must be a wind up too, surely?

    It's kept me entertained, but for the sake of the OP, I really do hope he is joking and isn't as naive as he seems to be!
  • Wyndham wrote: »
    OP didn't realise he had to pay for gas on another thread - that must be a wind up too, surely?

    It's kept me entertained, but for the sake of the OP, I really do hope he is joking and isn't as naive as he seems to be!

    Yeah, I read the gas thread, either very gullible . . . or really shouldn't be let out alone:eek:
  • pvt
    pvt Posts: 1,433 Forumite
    iolanthe07 wrote: »
    This thread has to be a wind up. No one on planet earth seriously thinks they will get a return of 1200% per annum (actually a lot more than that compunded) on a measly one grand investment.

    I rather disagree. If Mr Bloke and his two mates opened up a PDL shop then such return would seem quite reasonable.

    At 4,250% interest, there would be a grand a month for our Adam here, and a further £2,500 for Mr Bloke and his two mates to split between themselves.

    What can go wrong?
    Optimists see a glass half full :)
    Pessimists see a glass half empty :(
    Engineers just see a glass twice the size it needed to be :D
  • coldcazzie
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    Wyndham wrote: »
    OP didn't realise he had to pay for gas on another thread - that must be a wind up too, surely?

    I don't know. A friend of mine has a new housemate who, at the ripe old age of 23, didn't realise that you had to pay for your water :eek:
    Rule 7: If you're not changing it, you're choosing it.
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  • Jokes about Wonga aside, surely the person borrowing £1k from the OP would have been better off going to them for the loan in the first place ;)
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