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izzeyb wrote: »

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello'

'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No.'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' 'Yes'

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.Again, whispering, the child answered,

' The search team just landed a helicopter'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are theys earching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.………



'ME.'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

swwifie

tweets wrote: »

http://www.facebook.com/pages/that-purple-cat/128359890788?sk=app_131674853636407


you can win me

thanks just won a purple cat.

Issyc

Floflo, Julie Badyear is worse than Colleen. She's stirring it up all the time and she's so sneaky.

mc4martyc

Could be interesting but just clouded over here

Issyc

swwifie wrote: »

thanks just won a purple cat.

It's not real.

ChrisEvanson

jumblejack wrote: »

Does anybody know if a £10 morissons gift voucher can be used on petrol?

Thanks in advance

Yes it can, definately. Gift cards can't though in most places now, but Sainsbury's still can (Asda can't now)

Hope that helps

TrulyMadly

Magicowen wrote: »

Evening all!

Well it went better than expected at the vets, Percy's wounds are clearing of infection so we just have to keep up with the bathing and the antibiotics for now.
He has to go back in a few weeks for bloods so we can check his kidney levels and thyroid and see if his maintaining his levels.
And... he didn't poop in his carrier today!!:eek:

I've got a new pic to share - no hartley hare jokes please!
You can see his a baldy old man from these a bit better than his photogenic pics last night, hope his fans still love him! :rotfl:



Off to catch up on this afternoon's events.....

Oh magic what a little character. Did he used to be jet black. I'm just asking as Ozzie is just starting to turn brown and he used to be black. Ozzie is my cat BTW:)

nikkilala_2

FloFlo wrote: »

Hubby wants to go to As, sorting out a list now.

Drove to town myself today, for haircuts for me and dd, over town roundabout and parked in undercover car park - very proud of myself, lol - still a crap driver though.

I've got no chance of getting MrLala to take me out if I have a drink, he's just declared he has "the flu":eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Well done with your driving today:T:T:TThe first time I ever went in a multistorey carpark it was to pick someone up from the airport. I hadnt been driving long and couldnt quite get the car round the corner and up the ramp:o:o:oI tried about 4 times and it wasnt happening and everyone was tooting and behind me was a car with a chaffeur in,seriously:eek::eek:So I put the handbrake on, got out of the car, tapped on his window and said Do you think you could possibly park my car for me:o:oand he did:T:T:T:TI was young,blonde and slim so that helped, now I'd probably just get a mouthful:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

FloFlo

Issyc wrote: »

Floflo, Julie Badyear is worse than Colleen. She's stirring it up all the time and she's so sneaky.

But I quite like swearing and sneaky - I wish I was in there I would stir them all up. I can't understand why they want to be so nicey nicey to each other they aren't friends its just a show. I love Julie and Julian they are the only two fun ones in there.:p

mc4martyc

TK still working from a 15:51 shop


0.13 x ASDA Carrots by Weight (100g) £0.10 £0.10
0.13 x ASDA Onions by Weight (100g) £0.11 £0.13
0.33 x ASDA Granny Smith Apples by Weight (100g) £0.51 £0.56
1 x ASDA Paracetamol 500mg Caplets (16) £0.19 £0.19
1 x ASDA Ibuprofen 200mg Tablets (16) £0.30 £0.41
1 x ASDA Smartprice Mushy Peas (300g) £0.04 £0.04
4 x Heinz Tomato Ketchup Squeezy (1.5Kg) £12.00 £0.76
2 x Heinz Five Beanz in Tomato Sauce (415g) £1.68 £1.70
1 x Huggies Newborn Kit with Wipes, Cotton Hat & Nappi... £3.00 N/A
1 x ASDA 1% Fat Milk 4 Pints (2.27L) £1.00 £1.17
1 x Oreo Cookies - Chocolate Creme (154g) £1.00 £0.49
1 x Oreo Cookies - Vanilla (154g) £1.00 £0.49

Comparison total (compared products only) £17.93 £6.04