Phone calls from Roxburghe Debt Collectors

SodG24

Coupon-mad wrote: »

Nice - a few of us on here like to see a nice little 'twist of the dagger*'!



*Couldn't resist, it's sooo close to the new footie season...Seagulls!!!!!!!!!!! :T

And the Dagger is going to rip holes in those defences

taffy056

Been ages since I read that thread, bloody funny stuff I'm here laughing my head off

zincoxide wrote: »

These are surely the last calls of the evening:

Me: Hello, thank you for calling Mr X, Calls may be recorded for quality and monitoring purposes. Please select from the following options to continue...
Debitas: (silence)
Me: Press 1 if you are a moron, Press 2 if you are cute, Press 3 if you'd like some money, Press 4 if you'd like to give me some money or press the hash key to get high
Debitas: (a button is pressed)
Me: (hangs up)

Immediately afterwards, I mean seconds since the previous call!!

Me: (groan) Grrrrrrrrrrr, Hello
Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X?
Me: nnnnnnnn, uuuuuuurrrrr, groan, grrrrrrr .... yeah, who's calling?
Debitas: It's debitas
Me: Ok, give me a....groan....sec.....ggrrrrr, oooooucch, aaaaargh, ooooooo, Aaaaah!
Debitas: Are you ok?
Me: Yup, uuuuurgh, aaah, .... just finishing
Debitas: (hangs up)

I'm sure they won't call after 9pm - at least I'm hoping they won't cause I'm running out of ideas!!