freecycle- reuse dont bin

16011996

i want a computer, with printer and scanner, **** area, can collect evenings

yeah and you want some manners while your at it :mad: :mad: :mad:

if anyone is getting rid of any old costume jewelrry i'd love to take it off your hands, **** area can collect

i'm sure you would :mad: :mad: :mad:

has anyone got a spare handle and spare bristle part for a broom, mine has broke

:T :T :T :T why not just ask for a brush?

offered 7 packets of licquorice allsorts bought in mistake instead of jeely babies

how do you mix up liquorice allsorts and jeely babies (whatever a jeely baby is?)

offered 5 pans, two without handles, three with no lids, and one with a burn mark

doesn't that make six? (2 + 3 + 1) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

re-offered as no collection by all four people who asked for it, white unused toaster, unwanted gift, 4 slices. still in box

i know that feeling. :mad: :mad: :mad:

please may i have a canal boat if anyone has one laying around.

yep, one in my back garden, just sitting laying there sorry but i can't find a the canal we had to go with it

several tins offered with short dates, some with labels missing, 2 boxes full

suprise for tea anyone?

and finally my favourite of the day

offered large quantity of turd from my front garden (approx 8 square metres), you must be happy to get it up yourself, as i am past getting it up at my age. **** area

:rotfl: one way to get cleaned up after the dog:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: have you tried viagra?:rotfl:
can't stop laughing at that one.

16011996

Morty_007 wrote: »

You make the kids hold your rings while you wash up?! What if they drop them. :rolleyes: I'd just make the kids wash up if it was me

glad to see your on form morty, :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: at least if they are stood there holding them they are not doing anything else. and i've seen them wash up, takes a week for the large amount of bubbles to disappear from the sink/worktops/floor/ceiling, and hours to chisel off the food they thought was part of the decoration of the plates. and they can't believe people actually wash cutlery!!!!!!!!!

Morty_007

I DEFINATELY counted 6 pans...

160 wrote:

yep, one in my back garden, just sitting laying there sorry but i can't find a the canal we had to go with it
...

suprise for tea anyone?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

offered large quantity of turd from my front garden (approx 8 square metres), you must be happy to get it up yourself, as i am past getting it up at my age. **** area

:eek:

LOL at the kids' idea of washing up :T

Morty_007

oooh, hello! Just saw your post 160.

I'm good thanks. Still pregnant :rotfl: no twinges yet but it IS bank holiday weeked so along with guaranteed bad weather, I guess I should expect labour too!!
Can't wait. Wetting myself is becoming more and more likely by the day with this thread :rotfl: :T :rotfl:

Morty_007

16011996 wrote: »

another thought, maybe its an xmas tree?

aaah, maybe! That makes it almost brand new! well, 2 years old...almost brand new :rotfl: :rotfl:

bones61

Taken - 2 monitors - gone to good ho

:eek: I hope they meant to type 'home' :eek:

Morty_007

bones61 wrote: »

:eek: I hope they meant to type 'home' :eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: fabulous :rotfl: :rotfl:

Morty_007

OMG, it's catching!!

These 2 are NOT from freecycle but from the local plant exchange....same as freecycle but dedicated to plants...only get 1 digest a week or so and that normally only has one or 2 messages.

todays had 2 messages and here they are:

hi there has anyone got any unwanted bamboo plants

if any one has an unwanted pedelstal for flower arrangeing they no
longer want id b very grateful

err please?! thank you!? And i just noticed they are from the same person!! Thought I recognised the grammar

quoia

offered 5 pans, two without handles, three with no lids, and one with a burn mark

16011996 wrote: »

doesn't that make six? (2 + 3 + 1) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Obviously maths and lateral thinking not a strong point

1 pan has 2 faults.

northwalesd

quoia wrote: »

Obviously maths and lateral thinking not a strong point

1 pan has 2 faults.

Indeed, in fact there could be two perfectly good pans - not likely but there could be