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wackynut

[QUOTE=
Reminds me of a bad story. I woke up one morning in a pool of fat. Turns out I'd come home drunk, was, er, putting things don the drain (my insides) and slipped from the kitchen sink, hit the chip pan onto the floor (luckily not used that day) and woke up in in the morning! OH had left my lying in it! [/QUOTE]

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Miss_Laid

wackynut wrote: »

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Hahaha I got visions of you like bambi on ice trying to get up

Gemini_Jes

AngelsMadv...I enjoy reading your posts....they help me catch up too...carry on posting long ones...:):):)

AngelsMadv

Miss_Laid wrote: »

My O/H is a ranger at a nature reserve and is often on call out for gate duty, amazes me the amount of people who don't read the signs then expect him to come out and be called names :mad:

No.1 - The car park is a gravel area with no access for vehicles to anywhere else other than the car park itself. Why does it need a locked gate?

No.2 - the 8pm sign advertising its closure was broken and not there.

No.3 It is not the ranger but is a private security firm that comes out. £10, maybe, to cover 30 mins time and petrol - but £35?!

No.4 If it does need a lock to stop entrance, the merely put the One way spikes up at 8pm allowing motorists to leave but not to enter.

No.5 - The rangers do a great job of looking after the place and are doing their job, the Robbing **** I was referring too was the council. I will now park on the main road in future.

Anyway, tell your OH he's doing a good job. :T:cool:

AMMat158

Good morning everyone

lesleysanderson wrote: »

Hi not been on most of the day. Not had a good one at all. But don't really want to go into it as its too distressing. Hope everyone else has had a much better day/night than me. Not sure if I've missed much, as there's loads of catching up to do, I will probably just skim read, hope no one minds.

So sorry to hear this - hope today is much better for you

lesleysanderson wrote: »

I don't dare take it back, can't really think of a genuine excuse. Or maybe I could say my oh was ment to get diet? But then they may insist I take diet.

I'll just say I found out the coke is on bogof in Tesco so I'm buying it there.

AngelsMadv

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Hahaha I got visions of you like bambi on ice trying to get up

My ribs were killing too. This was my Ex btw, my current wife I'm sure would treat me better. I asked her why I hurt and she said she'd booted me repeatedly in the ribs whilst drunk to teach me a lesson :eek:

zippydooda

Westvleteren wrote: »

Morning

morning, i've read your sig a few times, now it looks like your avitar is smiling:)

lutzi1

AngelsMadv wrote: »

A quick, question, do people not like, not read, or not get why I do a big catch up post with about 15 quotes or are they just too long? Not 'wel jel' or anything but FC does similar without quotes and the post goes down a storm. Or am I just boring?! Brutality is fine!

You're over analysing things, methinks, and Cupcake (:A) is the long time sweetheart of this thread. I usually enjoy your posts as long as they're not about nappies or vomiting (but that's just me ).

Call_of_Trouty

Received a cheque for £5 from P&G (thanks to OP) for Fairy dishwasher tabs, only spent £3 as used a moc

Off to try and finish patio, will check now and again for any glitches

Gemini_Jes

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