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A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden,
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel...
She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'
She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.’:p
Briliant :T:T:TNever pay more than you have too0 -
I've looked on mys and cant find anything really equivalent as it seems to be a new item - maybe on tesco.com?
So maybe this is an offer price as its new at £6.94 for 2 against the Asda price of £17.70 and the Sainsburys price of £15 - is that what they reallya re in A and S ?????From a trolley receipt from yesterday 6th of August there is an item of interest. On the receipt it appears as
Indian Meal 2 @£3.47 - total £6.94
I put it in the JTD machine yesterday and the receipt was non maching and came back as this
2 x T.CKN TIKKA & KORMA MEAL FOR 21.5 KG
6.9417.70
15.00N/A“Create all the happiness you are able to create; remove all the misery you are able to remove. Every day will allow you, --will invite you to add something to the pleasure of others, --or to diminish something of their pains.”0 -
lesleysanderson wrote: »Yay Mr T compared with MrA on Areil stain remover spray £4.45 with £3.00 and used the £1 moc so cost £2.00 I use this stuff on a daily basis so go through loads. Need to stock up now
Where does one find the £1 MOC for Ariel please?:o10 Ways to Spend All Your Student Loan In A Week0 -
Omg the stress of that cycling!
I've never so flipping glued to the tellieGRATITUDE WHEN GIVEN, PATIENCE WHEN DENIED
Please press the thanks button when someone has helped!0 -
Hi everyone.
Happy Birthday to CousinJack and belated Happy Birthday to Wackynut!!
Off to catch up on todays posts now:)0 -
Me and Qpr will willingly babysit hit;);)
That brought tears to my eyes:o I can just picture him trying to get back to you:(:(:( Thats the bit that makes me mad, when other people let their dogs come flying over:eek::eek:
We had to look after Alfies niece in an emergency a while back for a few days,She had been in a car accident with her owner(a friend) just round the corner from our house and our friend had to go to hospital and the police had called the dog warden to take her which would have traumatised her even more so we took her with us. When we brought her in Alfie looked at her and ran upstairs to DS's bedroom and stayed there for 2 days till she went home:eek:Went he wanted a wee he ran down the stairs like a whippet and then legged it straight back up:rotfl::rotfl:He just couldnt cope with anther dog in the house, probably because he's so flipping spoilt:oThat totally squashed my thoughts of having another dog:(
Awww Bless him, ours is Alfie too, may be something in a name:D. We did speak to the behaviourist about whether getting another dog would help but it is such a risk that it might not that we decided not to chance it.If it wasn't for blinds it'd be curtains for all of us:dance:0 -
Thank you all for the lovely birthday messages and a BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY to PERRANLADY and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to TIGERWHITE0
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I agree Celebrate my stress levels feel all over the place. I am sat here crying at Chris Hoy's parents reactions to his race. Fantastic:j:j:j:j:jIf it wasn't for blinds it'd be curtains for all of us:dance:0
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A MASSIVE THANK YOU TO Always *miss* a bargin A fabulous Birthday present arrived today! There are such lovely generous people on MSE- I love being part of this "family"
For some reason I can't access smilies at the min but I am jumping up and down - lots
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could any one post the link for the mums guide that had the greens coupon in? i felt sure id saved it and also the set up of printing it but can i find it!!! :eek::eek:
would really be grateful as this is helping to get my shop tot eh magic £50 to use my conditional spend.
anyone any other finds to help me on my way?
i have cereal £24 worth
some ellas kitchen baby bits, as won vouchers
greens
febreze
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