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Butti's Journey: A matter of loaf and death

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Butti wrote: »
    My life!!!!
    More ironic than Alanis Morisette and Bridget Jones combined . So my favourite pub landlord is having a do for his birthday and has invited me which is unfortunate as I shall be 140 miles away. !!!!!!!

    Do you think if I told him it was a shame I wouldn't be coming he'd spot the double entendre

    Unfortunately in the age of the car, you'll have to do better than that. He'll be disappointed that you won't go down for him, and protestations that it's just too long and too hard to handle will take a long time to penetrate.
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  • Butti
    Butti Posts: 5,014 Forumite
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    Ooooooooh Mr Z you is BAAAAAD!
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  • elantan
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    This diary always brightens my day ... Wish I was witty enough to contribute something meaningful to it :)
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Butti wrote: »
    Ooooooooh Mr Z you is BAAAAAD!

    Bad? Me? Why?
    elantan wrote: »
    This diary always brightens my day ... Wish I was witty enough to contribute something meaningful to it :)

    Go for it. The trick is to remember the hits and quietly forget the misses.
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  • beanielou
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    elantan wrote: »
    This diary always brightens my day ... Wish I was witty enough to contribute something meaningful to it :)

    My thought too.
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  • Butti
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    elantan wrote: »
    This diary always brightens my day ... Wish I was witty enough to contribute something meaningful to it :)

    Don't bother with meaningful just be yourself...afterall what's the worst that could happen...well apart from being hit by a meteor / the entire populations DNA changing / being bbq'd by a solar flare / ran over by a giant Dougal (cultural reference lost on our younger readers!)

    Now do I eat lunch (bought by the company) [sorry...thats not some Victor Kiam reference "I loved lunch so much I bought the company"] tomorrow as if the world is ending or exercise some portion control?...and is it ending at 12am or 12pm - I have a bottle of wine to finish...it would be nice to know if I should have it all with my cornflakes!
    Debt LBM (08/09) £11,641. DEBT FREE APRIL 2021.
    Diary 'Butti's journey : A matter of loaf or death'.
    Diary 2 'The whimsical tale of the Waterbed of Debt'         48% off mortgage
    'one day I will be rich and famous…for now I'll just have to settle for being poor and incredibly sexy'. Vimrod Member of MIKE'S :cool: MOB
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Butti wrote: »
    Don't bother with meaningful just be yourself...afterall what's the worst that could happen...well apart from being hit by a meteor

    If it's got that far, it's not a meteor... Pedants of the world unite! ;)
    Butti wrote: »
    / the entire populations DNA changing

    Isn't that the whole purpose of sexual reproduction?
    Butti wrote: »
    / being bbq'd by a solar flare

    If it BBQs anything like me, you'll get away with just looking like you have a good suntan.
    Butti wrote: »
    / ran over by a giant Dougal (cultural reference lost on our younger readers!)

    That must be me! Oh Goodie...
    Butti wrote: »
    Now do I eat lunch (bought by the company) [sorry...thats not some Victor Kiam reference "I loved lunch so much I bought the company"] tomorrow as if the world is ending or exercise some portion control?

    It's Christmas. Who exercises portion control at Christmas?
    Butti wrote: »
    ...and is it ending at 12am or 12pm - I have a bottle of wine to finish...it would be nice to know if I should have it all with my cornflakes!

    Well since it's the Mayans, they're probably be somewhere between 6-8 hours behind us. See if it makes your cornflakes soggy... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Butti
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    I think it was all DNA instantly changing Z. Which I don't think can happen, or at least it wasn't covered in A level biology!

    Well I've had a VERY good start to the holidays :D:D:D:kisses3:
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  • skint_spice
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    Butti wrote: »
    Well I've had a VERY good start to the holidays :D:D:D:kisses3:

    Spill!!!!:D
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  • elantan
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    * sits patiently tapping nails on desk*

    Uh huh Butti ... Good start you say ... Care to elaborate ?
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