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Thank youIs it possible that it ended up being the free item on a 3 for 2 deal?
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Evening ladies and gents.
Final visit to Mr T for me this evening as I've got another knee op tomorrow (hence my lack of time on this thread in the past few months).
I think I read the Pork is still working so will try and stock up on a couple of those at least.
Did I read correctly that the Robinsons is a no-go now(kids love it).
Anything else apart from the T-B*gs I should look out for?
Ta
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HappyChappy84 wrote: »Only the £2 whisky ones, and only if you buy the actual product. HC's exchange rates mean vouchers will be accepted at 50% their face value.:beer:
Are they still available can I use more than one on one product? Free whiskey if I can find a can't be bothered cashier in the bar.:beer:
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Right, I'm off to T's again (Told you there would be something I'd forget Motherbear) for milk. I'll dispose of my recycling whilst I'm there though.
And I forgot to use my Price Porkie earlier.:rotfl:0 -
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Have you got a joke for the volvo drivers please?HappyChappy84 wrote: »Umm, afraid not.
Bit americanised but....
Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Volvo owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine?
A: When it comes to a Volvo, the !!!!! is on the inside.
Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Volvos?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.
Q: How do you make a Volvo go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
Q: Why are the latest Volvos so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.
Q: What is the aim of a Volvo project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.
Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Q: Why are Volvo dealers giving away a dog with each Volvo sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
Q: How do you double the value of a Volvo Icon?
A: Full the tank with petrol.
Q: What did the Toyota say to the Volvo?
A: Would you like a tow home?
Q: What do you call a Volvo at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Volvos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Volvo with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: What is the Volvo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Volvo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.:p Have a good [STRIKE]Tesc[/STRIKE][STRIKE]Asd[/STRIKE]WHO? day - Err....I still wish Mozzies had a better website even though they are now on MyS!
:p :rotfl:;)
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Right I'm off to A's for a wander
Hoping I'll actually be able to get a proper look about tonight!...those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
PRIDE
There's a fork in the road, which way will you go
You standing still or will you step into the great unknown,
Is yours to decide, this is your life.
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