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  • :starmod: DO IT NOW :starmod:
  • wackojackouk
    wackojackouk Posts: 1,412 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    Evening ladies and gents.

    Final visit to Mr T for me this evening as I've got another knee op tomorrow (hence my lack of time on this thread in the past few months).

    I think I read the Pork is still working so will try and stock up on a couple of those at least.

    Did I read correctly that the Robinsons is a no-go now :( (kids love it).

    Anything else apart from the T-B*gs I should look out for?

    Ta

    WJUK
  • 3010
    3010 Posts: 5,420 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts I've been Money Tipped!
    Only the £2 whisky ones, and only if you buy the actual product. HC's exchange rates mean vouchers will be accepted at 50% their face value.:beer:

    Are they still available can I use more than one on one product? Free whiskey if I can find a can't be bothered cashier in the bar. :D:beer:
  • HappyChappy84
    HappyChappy84 Posts: 7,585 Forumite
    edited 31 July 2012 at 8:30PM
    Right, I'm off to T's again (Told you there would be something I'd forget Motherbear) for milk. I'll dispose of my recycling whilst I'm there though.

    And I forgot to use my Price Porkie earlier.:rotfl:
  • HappyChappy84
    HappyChappy84 Posts: 7,585 Forumite
    3010 wrote: »
    Are they still available can I use more than one on one product? Free whiskey if I can find a can't be bothered cashier in the bar. :D:beer:

    One per shot.:beer:
  • Miss_Laid
    Miss_Laid Posts: 6,212 Forumite
    3010 wrote: »
    Are they still available can I use more than one on one product? Free whiskey if I can find a can't be bothered cashier in the bar. :D:beer:

    I am barmaid'ing and I am the troutiest trout from troutville I will read and re-read any coupons :)
    Anyone can cuddle but only the Welsh can cwtch :)
  • m4rtin
    m4rtin Posts: 3,185 Forumite
    izzeyb wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Have you got a joke for the volvo drivers please? :)
    Umm, afraid not. :(

    Bit americanised but....

    Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and the principal's office?
    A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

    Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
    A: So Volvo owners have a safe place to walk home.

    Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine?
    A: When it comes to a Volvo, the !!!!! is on the inside.

    Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Volvos?
    A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

    Q: How do you make a Volvo go faster downhill?
    A: Turn off the engine.

    Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a shopping trolley?
    A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

    Q: Why are the latest Volvos so aerodynamically designed?
    A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.

    Q: What is the aim of a Volvo project car?
    A: An attempt to keep their car running.

    Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a tampon?
    A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

    Q: Why are Volvo dealers giving away a dog with each Volvo sold?
    A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

    Q: How do you double the value of a Volvo Icon?
    A: Full the tank with petrol.

    Q: What did the Toyota say to the Volvo?
    A: Would you like a tow home?

    Q: What do you call a Volvo at the top of a Hill?
    A: A Miracle.

    Q: What do you call two Volvos at the top of a hill?
    A: A mirage.

    Q: What do you call a Volvo with dual exhausts?
    A: A wheelbarrow

    Q: What is the Volvo owner's most ardent wish?
    A: To buy a car.

    Q: What do you call a Volvo with a seat belt?
    A: A rucksack.
    :p:p Have a good [STRIKE]Tesc[/STRIKE][STRIKE]Asd[/STRIKE]WHO? day - Err....I still wish Mozzies had a better website even though they are now on MyS! :p:p :rotfl:;)
  • HappyChappy84
    HappyChappy84 Posts: 7,585 Forumite
    Miss_Laid wrote: »
    I am barmaid'ing and I am the troutiest trout from troutville I will read and re-read any coupons :)

    Good girl, nice to know you've got my interests at heart.:beer:
  • Right I'm off to A's for a wander :D
    Hoping I'll actually be able to get a proper look about tonight!
    ...those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

    PRIDE

    There's a fork in the road, which way will you go
    You standing still or will you step into the great unknown,
    Is yours to decide, this is your life.


  • nikkilala_2
    nikkilala_2 Posts: 9,872 Forumite
    76rosie wrote: »
    i would now like to be addressed as 76rosie BSc(Hons):j:j:j:j

    am in shock. i can't believe it!!!

    Well done you, thats fab:T:T:T:T
    Beware!!!! Glitching is addictive:rotfl:
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