Preparedness for when

pineapple

craigywv wrote: »

now the proud owner of a shiny new one,me so excite cant stop stroking it

I now can't get this picture out of my head..

pineapple

calicocat wrote: »

I need you all on your knees, praying that plumber leaves soon. I want to go for a pee....but toilet is next boiler, so need to wait until he has gone as only have one toilet......:eek:
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Tssk... When you are as old as me you learn a few tricks.
When one has 'men in' one knows to have a spare dog dish and bog roll in a secret corner away from their area of work. :rotfl:
That's the very first rule of 'Having the Builders in'.
The second is to have a supply of refreshments.
The third is to have a brush and refuse bags handy (cos they always seem to end up asking for them :huh:)

pineapple

TS has very likely HTF for my neighbour who has just handed over a hefty wad for her pedigree pooch to be mated with another pooch of equally noble origin. The very next day her dog escaped briefly from the garden and was found frolicking on the village green with the local free ranging Jack the lad.
We wait to see what emerges......:eek:

fuddle

Daytime TV on the prep thread. Love it!

ivyleaf

fuddle wrote: »

Daytime TV on the prep thread. Love it!

Yes, isn't it great?

craigywv Sorry to laugh, and I'm so pleased for you

greenbee

pineapple wrote: »

TS has very likely HTF for my neighbour who has just handed over a hefty wad for her pedigree pooch to be mated with another pooch of equally noble origin. The very next day her dog escaped briefly from the garden and was found flolicking on the village green with the local free ranging Jack the lad.
We wait to see what emerges......:eek:

If they get the name right, something VERY exclusive and expensive

craigywv

hahahahhahahaahaha you are a dirty bunch ....................cup of coffee running down monitor ...........still stroking it xxx

GreyQueen

pineapple wrote: »

TS has very likely HTF for my neighbour who has just handed over a hefty wad for her pedigree pooch to be mated with another pooch of equally noble origin. The very next day her dog escaped briefly from the garden and was found flolicking on the village green with the local free ranging Jack the lad.
We wait to see what emerges......:eek:

She should worry, my late Grandma's Corgi was given a seeing-to by a passing Great Dane (I so want/ don't want to envisage the mechanics of that). The breed's size differential meant the vet had to abort the puppies, sadly, as they would've killed the Corgi to bring to term.

On a lighter side, I always reckoned Nan's former rescue cat was the outcome of somebody's pedigree white Persian having it away with the local ginger tom, only possible explanation for the offspring's appearance.:rotfl:

jk0

pineapple wrote: »

Tssk... When you are as old as me you learn a few tricks.
When one has 'men in' one knows to have a spare dog dish and bog roll in a secret corner away from their area of work. :rotfl:
That's the very first rule of 'Having the Builders in'.
The second is to have a supply of refreshments.
The third is to have a brush and refuse bags handy (cos they always seem to end up asking for them :huh:)

Oh, you're lucky your builders ask for a brush. Mine just leave their skiddies all over the pan.

Edit: That reminds me of when my mother had the house exterior painted. She handed the man a bucket 'in case he needs the toilet'. I told her she was lucky he didn't hand it back full of wee-wee.

herbily

greenbee wrote: »

If they get the name right, something VERY exclusive and expensive

But then if they get it wrong... There's a reason that despite all the various poodle crosses, they haven't crossed poodles with greyhounds - anyone want a poohound?