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Miss_Laid wrote: »

It was yummy, I had a punnet of whoopsied raspberries for dessert

That reminds me, must go and pick some off my bushes!

You beat me to the Dairylea link too - just got the same email!

locarr

madmuppet5 wrote: »

I missed the 8 O'clock drink to Mr. 3dogs last night.
Can we have another one tonight please:o

I'll raise a glass with ya mad!:D

madmuppet5

scamps1966 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prunus_spinosa

There you go:)

That aint sloes it's wiki :cool:

mymerrywidow

madmuppet5 wrote: »

What are sloes?

they are berries which are ripe at the end of july. get the cheapest (free if poss) bottle of gin, drink some :j add some sugar, fill up to the top with sloes, seal it up , wait until xmas sieve out the sloes and you have a fab cheap drink.
pics here.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sloe+berries&hl=en&rlz=1T4DSGJ_enGB445GB443&prmd=imvnse&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=buL1T6X0Jcrj8QP55-ShBw&ved=0CGoQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=641

Clipstrip_Bargains

purdita wrote: »

Thought you might like a little exerpt from the next in the trilogy

50 shades of Chav.


"As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."


"It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."


"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange.


As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"


As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."

just seen this on FB.
copied to post here but Purdy wurdy beat me to it

mymerrywidow

omg that has just reminded me. the google car came down our street today. it was updating the walking images. it was a normal car with a great big ball type thing on the roof. i followed it,down our road.

FloFlo

Evening all.

Hope mrs3dogs is aswell as can be expected.

Had a rough day to day, a child in my daughters class had a go at her over me being off because her sister is in my class and 'I should get off my backside and get into school.' my dd normally let's anything go over her head but it really upset it her.

I was so annoyed, yes I had a few weeks off when my mum was dying and then 3 days more recently due toy father on law dying - 1 of which was the funeral.

It is obvious the comment came from the parent, I felt like asking to see her at the end of the day but don't see why I should hand to justify my personal life to her just because I am teacher.

Usually I don't let horrid parents get to me but talk about pick their moments.

I feel like they have all been slagging me off behind my back, 6 years at the school never had a day off for anything until my mum was ill this year and the first opportunity they are out for you.

Sorry for the rant, just got really upset by it today.

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mymerrywidow wrote: »

omg that has just reminded me. the google car came down our street today. it was updating the walking images. it was a normal car with a great big ball type thing on the roof. i followed it,down our road.

Looks like we will be seeing pictures of your car on Streetmap then !

They've never even bothered with our road - went straight past down an even smaller road!!!

purdita

Clipstrip_Bargains wrote: »

just seen this on FB.
copied to post here but Purdy wurdy beat me to it

It was in the Daily Mail online yesterday

OldBear

madmuppet5 wrote: »

Pah! I'm not scared of thunderstorms. As long as I am under the bed with me quilt and me teddy bears:cool:

Want some teddies, MM? Here you go.

This is Our Cherished Family.



OB

Love the pics, Snap-ant; you leave them where they are.