The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

SaverSavvy123

Decided to move on to a different topic for the evening.
These jokes are particularly cheesy as tonights topic is ....CHEESE:D

What cheese do you use to disguise a horse?

Mascapone


What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi

karlie88

ilovetoshop wrote: »

I have two £5 voucher codes for Argos that I was emailed from a recent purchase.. I will not be needing these but someone else might find them useful





Gone now

Thank you!

:T:T:T

emmlouie

Rubisco wrote: »

What's the barcode on the cheap Football Haribo?

2 completely different barcodes here, both scanning at £1.00...

hi sorry for late reply, was at gym. the barcode ends 34008, they had a white sel for 12p

APennysaved_2

Miss_Laid wrote: »

But what if you don't eat meat! This meat cannot be frozen! How much meat can you eat! What if you love pizza and ice cream!

Really? I've frozen sliced ham before,surely the pulled beef etc. should freeze ok?

3010

locarr wrote: »

Could be to mark that England are playing tomorow! the only home nation still involved!;)



That was has been mentioned on here already!:D



Exactly, great for lunches, sandwiches, with pasta/rice etc!:D

I use a tin of tuna a day for lunch, which if you pay full price for is usually a pound a pop for a decent tin!!:cool:

Sorry I have not seen it before.

Miss_Laid

Dopey_Sleepy_Grumpy wrote: »

Hope you had a great night hun

I did, thank you

karlie88

French_Knickers wrote: »

You want to be careful you don't get caught scanning Tyrells Nuts, he might thump you one!

Tyrell's Nuts, Tesco's sausage, thumbs representing willy sizes...what is this thread turning into?

:eek::rotfl::eek:

SaverSavvy123

How do you handle dangerous cheese? ... Caerphilly

What cheese is made backwards? ... Edam

What cheeses would you eat on a windy day? ... Bries

Can you make cheese without milk? ... No whey!

Miss_Laid

APennysaved wrote: »

Really? I've frozen sliced ham before,surely the pulled beef etc. should freeze ok?

Some one said it says keep refrigerated no mention of freezing? I've not bought any so only going by what others have said I too have frozen ham but only if it says its ok to freeze on the packet.

3010

ilovetoshop wrote: »

I have two £5 voucher codes for Argos that I was emailed from a recent purchase.. I will not be needing these but someone else might find them useful





Gone now

Cheers :beer: