The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

Clipstrip_Bargains

clairibel wrote: »

Vac packs

£1.25 reduced from £5.24 at Tescos.

chipp wrote: »

My local branch also has bigger ones of these priced at 11p and 13p! No SEL but I was expecting them to be reduced like the travel ones, when I saw what they scanned at I grabbed a couple more! They were on homewares with the ironing board covers if anyone else want to look for them in their local branch.

from Grabbit please thank clairibel & chipp

SaverSavvy123

Thanks to MediJokes.com

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, she assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."

'But, I always buy it here,' says the woman.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," she said, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the woman snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ...

"IT SAYS QUITE CLEARLY HERE ... TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

fudge2

sorryaboutmywife wrote: »

I just had a look. Ridiculously hefty file but no coupons.

I have responded on FB, saying that the vouchers aren't there. We'll see what they say :cool:

Minnie-the-Minx_2

How very 'Tesco' of them - they have made their system very much like Asda's only worse.

Rubisco

What's the barcode on the cheap Football Haribo?

2 completely different barcodes here, both scanning at £1.00...

APennysaved_2

Just thinking...Price checker broke several days last week with the B&J flood, vouchers maxed several times over by possibly tens of thousands, now these changes.... coincidence...?

silvercar

It seems that T are having a knee jerk reaction to the number / amount of JTD claims.

If it was a thought out policy there would be a big announcement about making their policy clearer and easier to understand, but they've hidden it under the radar.

MrsBartolozzi

These changes have really annoyed me. I'm on hols right now and have receipts from last week still to enter, as well as resubmitting my n/a pizza and b&j from that fiasco. I'll be really fuming if I can't get them now. None had over 8 items on them so I assume will come back ad invalid?
Typical Tesco. All the more reason to shop at Asda or sainsbobs.

SaverSavvy123

Anyone had enough yet? Do you surrender peacefully:D
Shall I make it the last one for today/week?
Don't want to go into overkill, if I haven't already:p:p


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A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

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:rotfl::rotfl:

French_Knickers

mymerrywidow wrote: »

the meeting with my male freind went well, only a few awkward moments . but he now knows he is a freind and nothing else. he was sad, but understood my reasons. i asked him to stop putting "my love" on his texts as this was making me feel uncomfortable about our friendship. we compromised and he is still gonna put "xx". which is okish.

so hopefully now the air is clear we can get back to the matter in hand. his son with mental problems.

Excellent result, glad the meeting went well for you xx