The 11+ thread; where all are welcome, but be prepared for some serious money saving!

blondynurse

went for a lovely shower all the pruning and exfoliation (descaling as i call it) moisturising and slipped into some nice little sexy clothes, nice perfume, drifts past my husband, nice curvysness being wiggled about in his face, bends over picks up tea towel off floor in a provoc pose, he says "YOU HAVE TALCUM POWDER ALL OVER YOUR BUM" huhhhhhhhhhhhhh so thats that lol........back to my blondy bubble.......

blondynurse

Would you lot lighten up i can't be doing with everyone niggling at each other again!!!!!!!!!!!

Go powder ur bums xxxx

blondynurse

just realised all my posts seem to be about bums in last 10 mins. I am bum ocd'ing

purdita

mymerrywidow wrote: »

had a phonecall from school (nowt wrong) but the lady (matron) said "oh i saw you and son on the xx road next to tesco, you were looking for something in the bushes :eek::eek::eek: i had to tell a little white lie and said we were geocaching, well i couldnt really say we were wombling could i?:o i hope she dosent mention it to my son, he cant lie to save his life.

I would have said i was looking for Miss Laid :rotfl:

Best_price

mymerrywidow wrote: »

had a phonecall from school (nowt wrong) but the lady (matron) said "oh i saw you and son on the xx road next to tesco, you were looking for something in the bushes :eek::eek::eek: i had to tell a little white lie and said we were geocaching, well i couldnt really say we were wombling could i?:o i hope she dosent mention it to my son, he cant lie to save his life.

Thats embarrassing but not embarassing enough to stop wombling:D

purdita

I'm supposed to be doing a load of paperwork this afternoon and I've done nothing!!
So I'm going to have to close the laptop lid and crack on!
Shout if you see me lurking before 6pm!!

Smart1e

blondynurse wrote: »

just realised all my posts seem to be about bums in last 10 mins. I am bum ocd'ing

Blondy this is a family forum shame on you!!:T:T:T

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

west_is_best

fourp wrote: »

we don't seek out DTD .

Of course we dont....!!!!!

blondynurse wrote: »

went for a lovely shower all the pruning and exfoliation (descaling as i call it) moisturising and slipped into some nice little sexy clothes, nice perfume, drifts past my husband, nice curvysness being wiggled about in his face, bends over picks up tea towel off floor in a provoc pose, he says "YOU HAVE TALCUM POWDER ALL OVER YOUR BUM" huhhhhhhhhhhhhh so thats that lol........back to my blondy bubble.......

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hand it on a plate to him why dont you!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Good afternoon everyone, Ive been weeding in the garden all day, I think Im going to be quite stiff tomorrow.. I should have done it sooner, but with one thing and another, Ive not had time, but the border is looking good now...
All I need now is a nice day to clean out the fish pond and put some fresh water in there and I'll be set for the summer...

Im glad to hear that Mr3Dogs is feeling a bit better today.. keep your chin up love...

Lala... I love the pink car, living where I live, I'll be seen from 15 miles away driving that around the place.. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I hope everyone's ok xxx

frequent

Wombled this

French_Knickers

Grrrr, tesco price checks! Not had one compare favourably for days and days now.