Microsoft telephone call

andygb

McKneff wrote: »

Tell them your wife just died.

You were in the middle of something with your partners

Do some heavy breathing and ask what colour his underpants are

Speak in a funny voice.

The fun can be endless.

I have a referees whistle which I blow down the phone every so often between inane conversations. I sometimes tell them that I think my microwave oven may have a virus:D. On one occasion, I asked the guy (lionel - is he for real?) if he could pass me over to my old school mate Bill (Gates), because I thought that Vista was really rubbish.;)
Sometimes though, you have to resort to good old Anglo Saxon, and then they do get a bit annoyed.:eek:
Good luck.

GunJack

McKneff wrote: »

It wont be the first time they will ring you,

I think you meant last

I wish they would call back - Mrs G-J took a call off them while I was out, she told thenm to ring back when I WAS in, and they flamin' well havent :mad: wanted to have a bash at how long I could keep them on for

VoucherMan

Could do with more of these calls being recorded and posted on YouTube.

I miss out on these calls as I don't have a land line so rely on others sharing their amusing calls.

russell_e

We have a competition going on at work to see who can keep them on the phone the longest.

I ended up accusing one of scamming, he didn't like that & told me the call was being recorded!

Hopster_2

McKneff wrote: »

Tell them your wife just died.

You were in the middle of something with your partners

Do some heavy breathing and ask what colour his underpants are

Speak in a funny voice.

The fun can be endless.

He he he , i have done the underpants one a few times and it does freak them out.
A got told last week that i was a "mother beetch"..