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Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Top Shop with several carrier bags of shopping, looking at your watch & glancing inside

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Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water. Then drive away in your car at exactly 60mph for 3 miles.
After 3 miles phone your Partner & tell them to take the egg out of the pan..

purdita

Smart1e wrote: »

Afternoon Elite!

Just wanted to share today's haul from Mr A and Mr T...( and a big bag of cat litter too but forgot to add it, the breadmaker was there already!)



Almost £30's worth in Mr A for 9 pence :T and nearly £12 in Mr T for £1.57!

I went to 2 Mr A's and in the first one I broke the till!!!:eek: I bought the perfume for £25 and used 9 wombled APG's that came to exactly £25, poor sod took a lifetime to input them then the till wouldn't open or give me a receipt :eek:, we had to wait 10 minutes for a supervisor to fix it :T who told me I had used too many coupons :rotfl:! Oh yes the woman in the queue behind me was a tad :mad: and I did apologise but I was so I didn't care!

Next Mr A for a few whoopsies and bits , after 6 wombled APG's a total of 9p to pay!!:T

Then to Mr T for rest, £1.57 after all wombled price checks and coupons..:T don't forget people L'Oreal skincare is 3 for 2 atm so I got 3 packs of wipes for £1.00

And a total of 14 Asda wombles to input...

In other news, I have a new boyfriend! This is but mainly :eek: I haven't had much luck with men lol!:D The reason this is relevant is because I have been taking him wombling and bargain hunting! And he loves it too! :T Start as you mean to go on, I say.

Last night we got 3 whoopsied Tapas and he did not believe we were going to get the multibuy discount too... I was so smug!:D I am taking him back Wednesday for a big shop...can't wait lol!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Perfume ??? I can't see anything smelly other than the Harpic.

Still, Whatever floats his boat .........;)

Miss_Laid

purdita wrote: »

Perfume ??? I can't see anything smelly other than the Harpic.

Still, Whatever floats his boat .........;)

The DKNY Be Delicious in the middle of the pic ya blind bat *tuts*

purdita

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Gotta love Swindons "magic roundabout" system

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.php?p=53351581&postcount=2902

I'd already seen that post....what's naughty about it and who told you off?
I think she got off lightly.....As well as nicking her stash I'd have tied her shoelaces together

French_Knickers

Smart1e wrote: »

Afternoon Elite!

Just wanted to share today's haul from Mr A and Mr T...( and a big bag of cat litter too but forgot to add it, the breadmaker was there already!)



Almost £30's worth in Mr A for 9 pence :T and nearly £12 in Mr T for £1.57!

I went to 2 Mr A's and in the first one I broke the till!!!:eek: I bought the perfume for £25 and used 9 wombled APG's that came to exactly £25, poor sod took a lifetime to input them then the till wouldn't open or give me a receipt :eek:, we had to wait 10 minutes for a supervisor to fix it :T who told me I had used too many coupons :rotfl:! Oh yes the woman in the queue behind me was a tad :mad: and I did apologise but I was so I didn't care!

Next Mr A for a few whoopsies and bits , after 6 wombled APG's a total of 9p to pay!!:T

Then to Mr T for rest, £1.57 after all wombled price checks and coupons..:T don't forget people L'Oreal skincare is 3 for 2 atm so I got 3 packs of wipes for £1.00

And a total of 14 Asda wombles to input...

In other news, I have a new boyfriend! This is but mainly :eek: I haven't had much luck with men lol!:D The reason this is relevant is because I have been taking him wombling and bargain hunting! And he loves it too! :T Start as you mean to go on, I say.

Last night we got 3 whoopsied Tapas and he did not believe we were going to get the multibuy discount too... I was so smug!:D I am taking him back Wednesday for a big shop...can't wait lol!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Very well done! No idea why though but I had you down as a man!! :rotfl:

French_Knickers

purdita wrote: »

Helllooooooo!!! I'm back

I've had a fab weekend. Weather has been glorious and we managed loads of sightseeing and some Outlet Centre shopping thrown in for good measure.
Did Clarks Village and the Great Western in Swindon on Saturday then a lovely meal in the hotel that evening.
Went to Blenheim Palace yesterday morning then drove into the Cotswolds and did the usual tourist spots. Had dinner at a beautiful little pub on a river last night. Don't know where it was....but it was lovely!!
Stopped for lunch on the way home today and thought I'd try to catch up on here.....No way Jose, I'll never do it...I'm over 800 posts adrift :rotfl:

Can someone please give me a quick update on any news please
Has FK still got crabs?
Has Westie turned up or is she still missing with a mystery man?

I need to know these things

A little river, very shallow with a stoney bottom and lots of quaint little bridges over it? Bourton on the Water by any chance?

Oh and ***sssssslap**

mymerrywidow

Smart1e wrote: »

In other news, I have a new boyfriend! This is but mainly :eek: I haven't had much luck with men lol!:D The reason this is relevant is because I have been taking him wombling and bargain hunting! And he loves it too! :T Start as you mean to go on, I say.

Last night we got 3 whoopsied Tapas and he did not believe we were going to get the multibuy discount too... I was so smug!:D I am taking him back Wednesday for a big shop...can't wait lol!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

the free dates are always the best ones. good luck with your new found freindship.

French_Knickers

chandlerscroft wrote: »

Not nice maybe but I chuckled.

Humour is an odd thing isn't it. We cringe or complain if HC tells such a joke but would happily pay 30 quid to listen to Jimmy Carr tell the same jokes. :undecided

Miss_Laid

French_Knickers wrote: »

Humour is an odd thing isn't it. We cringe or complain if HC tells such a joke but would happily pay 30 quid to listen to Jimmy Carr tell the same jokes. :undecided

I guess the difference being we would have paid for tickets or know what to expect, I think on a family forum people may be offended