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OMG thank god thats over (wife problems)

tod123
tod123 Posts: 7,021 Forumite
in Marriage, relationships & families
what do you do when you have a couple over for dinner , and the other wife is continually making passes , like rubbing her leg up against you .
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  • Sagz_2
    Sagz_2 Posts: 6,251 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Pinch yourself, you may wake up.
    Some days you're the dog..... most days you're the tree! :D
  • A_Phoenix_of_Tangerine
    A_Phoenix_of_Tangerine Posts: 910 Forumite
    Ask her out loud if she keeps getting your leg confused with her husbands?
  • Dave_®f©
    Dave_®f© Posts: 228 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    It would be impolite not to give her one :D
  • faerie~spangles
    faerie~spangles Posts: 1,871 Forumite
    tod123 wrote: »
    what do you do when you have a couple over for dinner , and the other wife is continually making passes , like rubbing her leg up against you .

    Get your todger out and pee on her. hth:T
    I'm not that way reclined

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  • ukjoel
    ukjoel Posts: 1,468 Forumite
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    tod123 wrote: »
    what do you do when you have a couple over for dinner , and the other wife is continually making passes , like rubbing her leg up against you .

    Invite them back. Tell us what happens - we havent had a good naughty thread for ages.:D
  • shelley_crow
    shelley_crow Posts: 1,644 Forumite
    Suggest that she is neutered?
  • ankspon
    ankspon Posts: 2,371 Forumite
    This happened to me years ago,a friend brought his new girlfriend round and when i went to the loo she came up and tried to kiss me,then my ex went to the loo and she tried it on with her as well.We told our friend the next day but he didn't believe us.Months later he came home from work and found her sucking the neighbours lollipop.
  • Candy53
    Candy53 Posts: 2,548 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    Why did you put 'OMG thank god that's over'? How do you know it is? What if she tries something else? Or will you make sure they're never invited again? Her DH might wonder why.

    Candy
    What goes around, comes around.
  • Welshwoofs
    Welshwoofs Posts: 11,146 Forumite
    Tod...have you got bored of trolling Discussion Time? Honestly, what with your llamas and your frequent life boat duties and rescuing of random German fishermen, one would think you'd be far too busy to have dinner parties!
    “Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.”
    ―     Dylan Moran
  • OnceUponADream
    OnceUponADream Posts: 16,047 Forumite
    Put her in the barn with the llama.......
    The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
    :TBig thanks to all competition posters:T
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