I need a cheap fancy dress outfit please help

Enterprise_1701C

How about a Roman emperor - take advantage of your size (they're always shown as plump, be proud of it!), wear a sheet as a toga, create a circlet from a twig from a hedge and hey presto!

Fit_Like

Enlarge a first class stamp, hang it round your neck and go as a First Class (Fe) mail - I agree it works better if you are a guy!

Have a good time!

ceebeeby

1. Pyjama's with dressing gown and teddy (plus curlers).
2. Santa Claus (if you've got an old santa outfit somewhere - honestly, they'll laugh 'cos it's March
3. Cut off some branches of a fir tree, staple them on to a black bin bag, hang on some old Christmas decorations and go as an Xmas tree - honestly, it's March, they'll love it (also figure hiding)
4. Trusted black bin bag and stick loads of red and yellow bits of paper, followed by lots of cinamon coloured circles - hey ho, you're a pizza
5. Nothing except 5 large fig leaves (3 for the obvious, 1 for behind and 1 for your face - cut out eye holes!)
6. Get an old white sheet, cut out eye holes. Draw a picture of an eye on the back - just a simple one in black pen. On the front draw a picture of a green bean - you're now an IPod!!

HTH x

devild_2

Go with a condom on your nose then when someone asks what you're dressed as say "F**k knows"

abbecer

Go as a punk!! Spray hair some wild colour, heavy black eyeliner, black nails, lengths of chains on your clothes. Shred top a bit. Fake eyebrow/nose rings (claires is good). DH went out like this at New Year but it works equally well for women.

Hope this helps

Rebecca x

rosydosydaisy

Hi
what about a smurf
blue face paint
white trousers
long sleeved blue top
white hat (primark have some)

cutesee

i dressed up for new year, me and the bf went as little bo peep and woody from toy story. I bought a pink like 80's wedding dress for under 8 quid it was great got it in the first charity shop i went in and made a wee bag and hat. Looked great i only spent £13 on the outfit and it looked well good, i am a size 16 also so dont give up hope of finding sumthing good!

oh and i went dressed up as an old granny, this might be easier if you dont like making thinks. Bought an old granny nighty from charity shop was 1.50 i think then bought set of rollers and a net, few quid again and then primark for cheap slippers and your sorted!It was cold but cheap and effective, hope it helps.

bagby

Go as a ghostbuster -Get grey overalls, a back pack bag with a big of hoover hose coming out of it, we printed off some pictures of the ghostbuster logo from the computer and stuck them on the back of the overalls and a water pistol. Great fun when youre in the pub.

Me and my sister also went as a two members of a jazz band. We put some gold brocade in swirls on a black jacket and bought some gold bells from a haberdashery and put them on as buttons. We wore white trousers. We made a hat out of some cardboard and put a peak on it and stuck on a gold star from the xmas decorations. We had a kazoo from the pound shop and I made a banner with two sticks and a white sheet with the town where we were from and also put on the name of the girls hen night we were on. Every pub we went into we walked in the front playing our kazoos with the hen girl under our banner and the rest marching behind. Got ourselves noticed and had a smashing night. Hardly cost anything at all. Hope you have a good night

oldbat1

attached several pairs of knickers to the front of your tee shirt......

chest of drawers!!!!