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peter_the_piper
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Had to steal this from pepipoo.
""As the coffin was being loaded into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral a voice inside screamed "I'm not dead, I'm not dead".
The vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters "Too late pal, the paperworks already done". ""
""As the coffin was being loaded into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral a voice inside screamed "I'm not dead, I'm not dead".
The vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters "Too late pal, the paperworks already done". ""
I'd rather be an Optimist and be proved wrong than a Pessimist and be proved right.
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0
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"and God has carefully considered your appeal but can find no grounds to retract your burial....."0
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And £80 must still be paid within 7 days! or our legal team may proceed with LEGAL ACTION :rotfl:PPCs say its carpark management, BPA say its raising standards..... we all know its just about raking in the revenue. :eek:0
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God? A traffic warden going to Heaven?
I think it would be more like ...
I have carefully considered your appeal but can find no grounds to retract your burial.
Signed,
B. L. ze Bubb,
Prince of Insufficient Light.
PS. I used to be called the Prince of Darkness, but "Ozzy" Osbourne threatened to sue.
The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in my life.0 -
A friend of mine was out of work for quite a while, and the only job he could get through the Jobcentre was working as a civil enforcement officer for the local council.
His mother had been helping him out financially, so she was pleased when he told her he was back in work. But he couldn't bring himself to tell her what his new job was, so he told her he was playing the piano in a brothel.
I have been providing assistance, including Lay Representation at Court hearings (current score: won 57, lost 14), to defendants in parking cases for over 5 years. I have an LLB (Hons) degree, and have a Graduate Diploma in Civil Litigation from CILEx. However, any advice given on these forums by me is NOT formal legal advice, and I accept no liability for its accuracy.0
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