Cute things children say

Seh1985

Hi I dont normally post on here but my 4 year old son really made me smile so thought id share it

Theres a paper factory on the outskirts of our town and as we was driving past the other day he got really excited and said mummy mummy look theres the factory where they make clouds

it really made me chuckle
anyone else have any nice storys?

Spendless

'When you are good you go to Heaven, but if you are naughty you get eaten by a monster that's 1/2 crocodile, 1/2 lion and 1/2 hippo and go to Hell. It was in a book called Myths and Legends. What's a myth? I know what a legend is cos I am one'.

^^^^^^

That was my DD last night. However she's 9! I'm not totally sure it still classes as cute, or 'goes into roll your eyes' terrritory. :think:

BugglyB

My friend's little boy sings 'Egg of Glory' by Lady Gaga

lottie_no1

My cousin's little boy once told my gran she was his favourite person, she smiled and asked him why to which he replied 'because you can take your teeth out'. Such a cute reason!

Desperado99

My DD used to call the Humber Bridge the 'Humber Fridge'............

dibuzz

Many years ago now but my son used to run round in his Police outfit shouting "Stop, in the middle of the lawn!"

browneyedbazzi

One day I was out with my niece who was little (maybe two and a half or three?) and my mom. My niece hit my mom with a toy (quite intentionally). We had a little chat about how you shouldn't hit people, it isn't nice to hit people because it could hurt them/their feelings, she wouldn't like it if someone hit her etc.

A little while later, having dropped my mom off, my niece was in her car seat in the back of the car and I'm driving and the following conversation takes place:
Niece: Auntie, I shouldn't hit people.
Me: That's right, you shouldn't.
Niece: It could hurt them.
Me: Yes it could.
Niece: I wouldn't like it if someone hit me.
Me: No, you wouldn't
Niece: I shouldn't hit people.

Then about 3 or 4 seconds later:

Niece: but I'm gonna

Now this came out of the mouth of a pretty little blond thing with a smile on her face. Not really 'cute' but probably the most memorable conversation I've ever had with a child of that age and it makes me chuckle.

Just for the record, she's a lot older now and she didn't go on to hit or be violent etc...if she had then I'd probably not chuckle about it now!

System

I think ive shared this story before so apologies in advance.

When my kids were little i used to take them to Sunday school. I would stay for the Sunday service.

Not many minutes into the surmon i felt a little tug on my arm.

"I dont like Gods tie" my child whispered looking over at the preacher.

"God?" I said "What makes you think he's God?" i asked.

"Well every Sunday morning he stands there when he starts talking he says "This is the word of God". :rotfl:

Then, same church the embaressment when my son started calling the preacher Daddy. I had to explain that he called all men Daddy as well as calling all women Mummy. The older generation were not amused and i dont think the preacher was impressed either.

Another story... The same child who thought the preacher was God..... Well this was in between husbands. I was waiting at the bus station for the number 9 bus to come home. I'd got the two kids and bags full of shopping. The bus came and i told the kids to get on the bus as i turned to pick up my shopping bags. Paid my fare, settled down to find i'd only got one child. She had got on the wrong bus and i hadnt noticed..... just as the panic set in i noticed a number 13 bus (which goes in a different direction) following behind with his lights flashing. Yes, she had got on the wrong bus.

I'm a bad Mummy

System

Desperado99 wrote: »

My DD used to call the Humber Bridge the 'Humber Fridge'............

I was a good age before i stopped calling a wardrobe a drawdrobe.:o

Even now i cant get out of the habit of calling a butterfly a flutterby

19lottie82

My OH's 7 yr old DD told me she had heard her BF's older sister talking about a scary film called "Paranormal Nativity" :rotfl:

lottie_no1

Judi wrote: »

I was a good age before i stopped calling a wardrobe a drawdrobe.:o

Even now i cant get out of the habit of calling a butterfly a flutterby

My dad likes to remind me (usually in front of a new boyfriend he is meeting for the first time) that I couldn't say the letter v if it started a word - video became wideo for example!