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frequent

lutzi1 wrote: »

Happy, think that was frequent being his usual [STRIKE]dirty[/STRIKE] naughty self.

* slaps frequent round back of head as well*

ouch shuffles off to get saucepan for head protection

altojack

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Yeah I got a bit of a shock when I went and picked it out of the printer! That's a whole lotta ink right there, was rather annoyed!

Me too, had I known I wouldn't have bothered printing off 2 :mad: :mad:

lutzi1

You're so right, qoc, but we always look out upon whatever we have to look upon at any point in time, if that makes sense. Cheers!

A joke, for all those who could do a with a laugh:

Londoners are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings; the alert has just been raised from Miffed to Peeved. Soon, though, the levels may be raised yet again to Irritated or even A Bit Cross. Londoners have not been A Bit Cross since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from Tiresome to A Bloody Nuisance; the last time A Bloody Nuisance warning level was issued was during the Great Fire in 1666.

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military capability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert: the Italians have increased their alert level from Shout Loudly And Excitedly to Elaborate Military Posturing. Two more levels remain, Ineffective Combat Operations and Change Sides.

The Germans also increased their alert state, from Disdainful Arrogance to Dress In Uniform And Sing Marching Songs. They have two higher levels, Invade A Neighbour and Lose.

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe, the Americans have gone from Isolationism to Find Another Oil-Rich Nation In The Middle East Ripe For Regime Change. Their remaining higher alert states are Attack The World and Beg The British For Help.

Finally, throughout Great Britain we've gone from Pretend Nothing's Happening to Make Another Cup Of Tea. Our higher levels are Remain Resolutely Cheerful and Win.

PS this came from a forum based on the world's worst joke, but it made me laugh

lovingtescoforever

Milo90 wrote: »

Free Packet of Mentos on facebook. :cool:
https://www.facebook.com/mentosuk/app_316750458382651
Valid at all supermarkets.
Prints two as usual. :beer:

Cheers :T:T

altojack

lutzi1 wrote: »

You're so right, qoc, but we always look out upon whatever we have to look upon at any point in time, if that makes sense. Cheers!

A joke, for all those who could do a with a laugh:

Londoners are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings; the alert has just been raised from Miffed to Peeved. Soon, though, the levels may be raised yet again to Irritated or even A Bit Cross. Londoners have not been A Bit Cross since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from Tiresome to A Bloody Nuisance; the last time A Bloody Nuisance warning level was issued was during the Great Fire in 1666.

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military capability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert: the Italians have increased their alert level from Shout Loudly And Excitedly to Elaborate Military Posturing. Two more levels remain, Ineffective Combat Operations and Change Sides.

The Germans also increased their alert state, from Disdainful Arrogance to Dress In Uniform And Sing Marching Songs. They have two higher levels, Invade A Neighbour and Lose.

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe, the Americans have gone from Isolationism to Find Another Oil-Rich Nation In The Middle East Ripe For Regime Change. Their remaining higher alert states are Attack The World and Beg The British For Help.

Finally, throughout Great Britain we've gone from Pretend Nothing's Happening to Make Another Cup Of Tea. Our higher levels are Remain Resolutely Cheerful and Win.

PS this came from a forum based on the world's worst joke, but it made me laugh

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

altojack

Me neither, who would any way

Bananababe

altojack wrote: »

Me too, had I known I wouldn't have bothered printing off 2 :mad: :mad:

That's why I thought I would mention it not to discourage the OP. We actually never know what's coming out the printer with these facebook ones.

Ill chew them mentos slowly get my ink worth :rotfl:

altojack

Off to get me pjs on back in 5

Miss_Laid

frequent wrote: »

ouch shuffles off to get saucepan for head protection

*bangs on the saucepan with a wooden spoon*

Bananababe

Cici-K wrote: »

Can i ask a question about SSM, ive already have all of my stickers but can my DH log on to his facebook with the same laptop and do the mission? Im really clueless with things like this.

You need to delete your history and cookies otherwise it thinks its you.