Non-coupon related Drivel Thread 7

Dr.Who-Who

Returned Mail



Can you believe it?

They sent my income tax return form back to me!

In response to question number 4,


"Do you have any dependants?"






I replied -
















2.1 million illegal immigrants,




1.1 million crack heads,




4.4 million unemployable people,




901 thousand people in over 85 prisons,




and 650 idiots in Parliament.





Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.






Who the hell did I miss?:D

cornishlady

Dr.Who-Who wrote: »

Returned Mail



Can you believe it?

They sent my income tax return form back to me!

In response to question number 4,


"Do you have any dependants?"






I replied -














2.1 million illegal immigrants,




1.1 million crack heads,




4.4 million unemployable people,




901 thousand people in over 85 prisons,




and 650 idiots in Parliament.





Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.






Who the hell did I miss?:D

Brilliant :rotfl:my OH would love you i'm going to show him this

CouponWoman

adoreholidays wrote: »

PM what a very nice find:j:j:j and poor OH hope his toe OK soon.

Happy belated Birthday IS:bdaycake: hope you feel a lot more happier soon :A this awful weather certainly not helping much.

welcome also to caroleiw:)

SND my heart goes out to you at this time it is so full on ATM. Hope you get the Care sorted out do agree it is the loudest to shout gets more help as things are so stretched if they think they can leave you to cope they will unfortunately so you need to bang that drum. Just wished could do more than offer symphony with the situation:A:A:A.


MT hope DD and DH feeling better soon not a lot of sleep for you last night then

Got leg checked at DR pretty sure not fractured or chipped just really bad bruising and few pulled muscles and to take Ibuprofen. Had alot of pain in the bone yesterday and the knee was really sore now gone alovely greeny yellow colour bruising also came out on the ankle yesterday but am walking alot better on it now even on the stairs so is improving.

AH - glad your leg is a bit better today, just remember not to walk too much on it for a while.

Take care

CWxx

CouponWoman

jeferey wrote: »

For those in need as requested:

Thanks Jeferey, your a star:A:A:A:A:A:A:A


CWxx

CouponWoman

myrtleturtle wrote: »

hi IS
thanks
both girls are ill this morning:eek:

out hours doc finally arrived to see DH but told to see gp as painkillers he took were helping with pain a little
said maybe infection and/or kidney stones again so waiting on test results.

although not doing so well myself on 4hours sleep:( that and think youngest DD has given me her germs.

MT - you need some extra hugs ((((hugs))) from me to you and your family.

Hope your OH and children and yourself feel better soon.


CWxx

CouponWoman

Busylizzie wrote: »

Hi Everyone!

Not been on much as had a grotty cold all last week. Think its finally on the wane!

Sainsbobs had 2 large packs of chicken wings whoopsied to 25p each on Saturday. Ummed and ahhhed but couldn't resist. We had them yesterday in a casserole but oh my goodness what a lot of bones! :eek: DH made me promise never to buy them again. Do any of you buy them and what do you do with them?

Picked up 2p roadkill right in the middle of a pedestrian crossing the other day. As bent down realised there was more. When safely on the other side realised there were 4 x 2p pieces all in the middle of the road in a dead straight line! Could I resist?? No!:eek: Took me 4 crossings to get it all! I'm sure someone must have placed them as they were in such a straight line! There's a pub right next to the crossing so maybe someone was watching to see who would pick them up!!

Have a good day. The Apprentice tonight :j

Hope you feel better soon BL

I saw a 5p right at the top of an escalator the other day. As people kept coming up the escalator there was no way I could get it. When I came out of the shop it was gone so someone nabbed it.:(

CWxx

adoreholidays

bullshot wrote: »

Belated birthday greetings IS...
:bdaycake:
Sorry I'm late, had a power cut yesterday at 1pm , power off until 6.30pm....so no internet for me.....4 weeks ago someone damaged our only post box which is just over the road,( had a 40 mins walk to post a letter the other day) The door lock got broken and they decided to replace the whole thing rather than put a new door on, so yesterday when they attempted to remove it by digging up the concrete plinth it was on they cut through the electrity cables underneath ......GREAT!Why was it put over electricity cabling?? Still no postbox though, reckon will have to wait another 4 weeks:mad:
Bloke down the hole says power might be off for short time today too:mad:
Amazing how no electricty does weird things to your brain....lunch was ruined as it was only half way through cooking....I said to hubby , 'never mind I'll just microwave something!!!' Doh!!:mad:....so we had a sandwich and he went fishing, I thought I'd do some ironing:mad:....then I put the kettle on, without thinking ...:mad:
Then I fancied a piece of toast, but being smart I realised I couldn't use the toaster, clever clogs me thought I'd use the grill on the cooker...double Doh!! for being extra thick....decided to phone my friend...Doh!! :mad: we have a digital one with 2 handsets, they need electricity too....rummaged in loft and got old phone and plugged it in...rang my friend and she said she would come round and pick me up and take me away from all the stress!!!!We went to PC World to study their range of laptops, as she is thinking of getting one....
Do you think T's will be doubling up for laptops later this month peeps?

Dam bad luck Bully it is amazing hom much we rely on our electricity supply:(

adoreholidays

Aesop you superstar:beer: thanks for post:A

Doc liking your returned mail post:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thanks jeferey for your special huggs for everyone:A

x_Bunny_x

Hi everyone. Long time since i have been on the drivel thread, i never have the time to keep up

My family got some reduced fish fingers last month , brought them home and im sorry but i got excited as it had the little polar bear birdseye thing on the back, to get a free polar bear, sadly they got two packets, giving me 4 coupons, now there was another packet there, but they didnt get it! and so im two coupons short.

i have the entry form so does anyone have two birdseye coupon i can have to claim the teddy?.

i dont know if the packets with the polar bear are still in shops?. Anyway i do have coupons to swap if anyone has the birdseye coupons.

coupons i have are some co-op ones that came in the magazine, i think these can be used by anyone, i got £5 off a £30 spend at staples (i have two of these) these expire 20th may

£1 off st ives scrub, 30p off vimto, and tesco use only, £1 off new pantene styling product, £1 pantene shampoo, contioner or treatment. Oh and i also have 6 some Petits filous lids which can be used to schools i think. i wont use any of these coupons so thought i'd ask here

please pm me in case you post and i dont see for a while

Oh, i also have a 40p off tetley blend of both that came with the free sample they had going

free sample gone :coffee: but coupon not

myrtleturtle

hi bunny
sending you pm re: polar bear

x_Bunny_x wrote: »

Hi everyone. Long time since i have been on the drivel thread, i never have the time to keep up

My family got some reduced fish fingers last month , brought them home and im sorry but i got excited as it had the little polar bear birdseye thing on the back, to get a free polar bear, sadly they got two packets, giving me 4 coupons, now there was another packet there, but they didnt get it! and so im two coupons short.

i have the entry form so does anyone have two birdseye coupon i can have to claim the teddy?.

i dont know if the packets with the polar bear are still in shops?. Anyway i do have coupons to swap if anyone has the birdseye coupons.

coupons i have are some co-op ones that came in the magazine, i think these can be used by anyone, i got £5 off a £30 spend at staples (i have two of these) these expire 20th may

£1 off st ives scrub, 30p off vimto, and tesco use only, £1 off new pantene styling product, £1 pantene shampoo, contioner or treatment. Oh and i also have 6 some Petits filous lids which can be used to schools i think. i wont use any of these coupons so thought i'd ask here

please pm me in case you post and i dont see for a while

Oh, i also have a 40p off tetley blend of both that came with the free sample they had going

free sample gone :coffee: but coupon not