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3Dogs

Another one for our list of problems :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just been talking to my Sister on the phone after she text me to say that she has gone and done it again .............. broken her wrist, right hand and she is right-handed and this is the 3rd time in 4 years ............. and there was no ice/snow involved this time :eek: :eek: After last time, she has been on meds for osteoporis (sp?) and they have put a plaster on but she has to go back next Thursday to check that it is knitting in the right place otherwise it's an operation :eek: again :eek: She also hurt her back and her knee so it pretty laid up at the moment, though knowing her it won't stop her

And how did she do it this time? ................ fell in the bathroom trying to get up onto the edge of bath to put shower curtain back up after washing it :mad: :mad: Ended up stuck between toilet and basin, yelling for her hubby who had gone outside for a smoke and didn't hear her. They had to call an ambulance to get her up as she was frightened to move in case she'd do more damage

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frequent

3Dogs wrote: »

Another one for our list of problems :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just been talking to my Sister on the phone after she text me to say that she has gone and done it again .............. broken her wrist, right hand and she is right-handed and this is the 3rd time in 4 years ............. and there was no ice/snow involved this time :eek: :eek: After last time, she has been on meds for osteoporis (sp?) and they have put a plaster on but she has to go back next Thursday to check that it is knitting in the right place otherwise it's an operation :eek: again :eek: She also hurt her back and her knee so it pretty laid up at the moment, though knowing her it won't stop her

And how did she do it this time? ................ fell in the bathroom trying to get up onto the edge of bath to put shower curtain back up after washing it :mad: :mad: Ended up stuck between toilet and basin, yelling for her hubby who had gone outside for a smoke and didn't hear her. They had to call an ambulance to get her up as she was frightened to move in case she'd do more damage

Hello 3 dogs, regards to Mr 3dogs.

your sisters fall sounds painful,
could you persuade her to come on here ?
reckon we could cheer her up a bit.

tricia89

what do you call nuts on a wall??
... wallnuts
what do youc all nuts on your chest??
... chestnuts
what do you call nuts on your chin??
...a mouth full of ... :D:D

frequent

tricia89 wrote: »

what do you call nuts on a wall??
... wallnuts
what do youc all nuts on your chest??
... chestnuts
what do you call nuts on your chin??
...a mouth full of ... :D:D

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

re your email

dear sir/ madame/ bi gender / person who sells rubbish nappies

your nappies are not fit for [STRIKE]s h1t[/STRIKE] purpose

have enclosed fully used sample for your closer inspection

i want my money back please

kind regards
trish

tricia89

There were three businessmen on a plane when it unexpectedly crashed on an uncharted island. The three men got out of the plane safely, and started to explore the island when they met a tribe of cannibals.

They quickly asked to speak to the cannibal leader, and were taken to see him, and begged for their lives.

The leader told them, "There is many fruit on this island. I want you to find ten of the same fruit before sunset and bring them to me. If you fail to do the task I assign to you, you will be killed and eaten."
All three men nod their heads graciously, and set out to find the fruit.

The first man comes back with ten apples. The tribal leader says, "Good. Now, stick all ten apples up your butt hole without making a face, and we will not eat you."

The first man gets two up his butt before shrieking out in pain, so the cannibals kill him and eat him.

The second man comes back with ten grapes. The cannibal leader says, "Good. Now stick all ten grapes up your butt hole without making a face, and we will not eat you."

The second man gets nine grapes up his butt before crying out, so the cannibals kill him and eat him.

The second man's spirit meets up with the first man's spirit on the way to heaven. The first man is crying hysterically. The second man pats him on the back, and tells him that everything will be okay.

"That's not it," the first man says. "I saw the last guy coming back with pineapples!"

tricia89

frequent wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

re your email

dear sir/ madame/ bi gender / person who sells rubbish nappies

your nappies are not fit for [STRIKE]s h1t[/STRIKE] purpose

have enclosed fully used sample for your closer inspection

i want my money back please

kind regards
trish

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

rhosynbach

ca1980 wrote: »

Kids... Don't you just love them....

my hubby took our daughter to nursery this morn. One of the staff said to our girl "come and make a card for your mum, we're printing with pineapple."
DD put her hands on her hips and replied in horror "No! When my mum has pineapple it makes her have really stinky farts!!!"

Cringe!!! Can't wait to pick her up....

:rotfl:
glad its not just my kids, we had a relative of oh down the other day who i dont like as she looks down at me and is very patronising, she was going on about shopping and cannot understand why i just shop in tescos i should shop around to make my money go further and about half price cleaning stuff, she then got a bag of sweets out of her bag and gave them to my son and said they only cost 20p. My son left the room I heard lots of banging then he comes back with 4 tubs of celebrations and several soaps on ropes, purple ones, xmas haribos, halloween sweets drops them on the floor " this is what mum gets for 20p and she never pays for cleaning stuff not since shes one of the elite." then leaves the house. her face was a picture but i did not know wether to hug him or tell him of:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

dcon_blue

DODO wrote: »

Just been to Ts and no price drop leaflets inthe whole store!!! Not impressed as planned my shop and visit on purpose.....

No and I can't see the online version either

dcon_blue

rhosynbach wrote: »

:rotfl:
glad its not just my kids, we had a relative of oh down the other day who i dont like as she looks down at me and is very patronising, she was going on about shopping and cannot understand why i just shop in tescos i should shop around to make my money go further and about half price cleaning stuff, she then got a bag of sweets out of her bag and gave them to my son and said they only cost 20p. My son left the room I heard lots of banging then he comes back with 4 tubs of celebrations and several soaps on ropes, purple ones, xmas haribos, halloween sweets drops them on the floor " this is what mum gets for 20p and she never pays for cleaning stuff not since shes one of the elite." then leaves the house. her face was a picture but i did not know wether to hug him or tell him of:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sounds like a son to be proud of IMO :T