Tesco 11+ Elite (and me) H.O. for glitches and gossip

altojack

Smart1e wrote: »

Cats can be very costly in food and vets bills.

Save money by simply not having one and slashing your own furniture with a stanley knife.

I no longer have a cat, he passed away age 21, it was 2 yearrs ago whilst my boys were at Download Fest, however, my 'garden' guests are just now eating me out of house and home ...... hedgehogs

lindos90

freddiesmum09 wrote: »

Morning everyone, still no chance of me catching up, this thread is like a full time job in itself!
Anyway, just incase anyone is after one, sledges are 1/2 price at t's, was £10.00,then £7.50 now £5. (no idea why it says a 1/3rd off on the picture) - gotta love t's and the lack of maths skills the staff hold
http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.211-4013.aspx
I brought one at £7.50 and thought it wasnt a bad price for a kids sledge - although they are not that suitable for adults (I have a size 12 bum and struggled to get on it):o:rotfl:
Hold out if you are no desperate and hopefully they will be even cheaper soon- but if you want one for next yr at a good price, get this one, ds loves his!

Oh that reminds me, I saw big snow shovels in sainsburys knocked down to £2.50 today! (the ones with a big plastic shovel bit and a long wooden handle

altojack

Smart1e wrote: »

Winkle shells make ideal turbans for field mice requiring an exotic look

Surely the winkle shells are too small

Smart1e

altojack wrote: »

I no longer have a cat, he passed away age 21, it was 2 yearrs ago whilst my boys were at Download Fest, however, my 'garden' guests are just now eating me out of house and home ...... hedgehogs

21 is a fantastic age I have never had one that long, they are fab I love my cats!

I just found a Viz Top Tips book and saw some of the things that have been posted on SSM and they are SO funny, some a bit risque for here though...:eek:

QPR10

Issyc wrote: »

Yes, I've had to give my name and address for mine. I don't know why because I don't think they have any intention of sending them to us!

And who killed Frank?

They are going to drag it out for a while, its got to be a character they can lose I go for his mother, is it Anne? The woman from Duty Free & Heartbeat

altojack

lindos90 wrote: »

Oh that reminds me, I saw big snow shovels in sainsburys knocked down to £2.50 today! (the ones with a big plastic shovel bit and a long wooden handle

Don't think I'll have much use for one of those down here in Suffolk, maybe if I was at 'home' in Tyneside I would, at some point

Smart1e

altojack wrote: »

Surely the winkle shells are too small

That's what it recommends but perhaps a large snail shell may be better? I think field mice are quite tiny though.

Lol anyone would think I have been drinking!!

altojack

Smart1e wrote: »

21 is a fantastic age I have never had one that long, they are fab I love my cats!

I just found a Viz Top Tips book and saw some of the things that have been posted on SSM and they are SO funny, some a bit risque for here though...:eek:

I've read some of them and thought that they may be too risque for here too :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:but oh so funny

Smart1e

Increase the size of your garden by moving your fence several feet into your neighbour's garden during the night.

altojack

Smart1e wrote: »

That's what it recommends but perhaps a large snail shell may be better? I think field mice are quite tiny though.

Lol anyone would think I have been drinking!!

omg me too, I'm only on baileys tho ..... oh and pernod from Happys bar:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: