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purdita

Wool27 wrote: »

Oops, morning!

Well OH made it home early last night so thought we would pop to local for a drink. We have only been once before as we dont do alcohol but thought it would be nice to spend an hour together and have a snack/meal.

first pub stopped doing food at 8 as it was too quiet so drank up and decided to try a pub outside of the village.

Mistake 1

The dreaded moment when you realsie you are the only people there apart from the lonely fellow in the corner whos worse for wear. before we had even asked for our drink he asked me if i knew where he could get some cocaine cause he was fed up of weed!! Me being me answered politly then ordered drinks.

Mistake 2.

Could hardly breath for the smell of dogs and didnt know where to look when the landlord let out an almighty burp whilst pouring my drink! the coke resembled neat mix from soda stream but i didnt have the heart to tell the landlord so forced it down.

Man at bar plonked himself down at our table and tried to make polite conversation. OH buried his head in leaflets and was sniggering behind me and revelling in my discomfort. Man wanted lift, landlord was stood behind him shaking his head at me to say no. so i told him sorry we were going other way. Felt awful as he told me not to worry no one wants him in their car. Spent 10 mins trying to be polite whilst forcing syrup down my throat and listening to my OH being told how lucky he was!

Then there was the awkward moment where no one has anythign to say but just keep starring and smiling and all you can do is smile back.

Man next to me, who by the way insisted on being called Frog, put his hand on his stomache and let out a burp, he then pulled a strange face, moved hand to his rear and pulled a funnier face. Stood up and excused himself. Walked off towards toilet to leave me and OH starring at his obviously soiled shell suit bottoms.

Sharp exit whilst wrenching. Now i know why i dont drink or go out very often.

It sounds like a scene from "Shameless" :rotfl::rotfl:

madmuppet5

Fudge_Cake wrote: »

:bdaycake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DECAY! :bdaycake:

Is one of those for Mad today?

purdita

Sorry....forgot to say Good morning all

ShelleyM_2

Forgot to say Morning :wave::wave::wave:

Smart1e

Good morning everyone!!

Anyone tried the ambi pur instore yet? Still showing as £9 half price to £1.50 online but goes into basket at £9..:eek::eek::eek:

I hope they are either actually £1.50 or much much better I am hoping for a SEL of £1.50 and to be charged £9, now how many can I afford to get???

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Wool27

purdita wrote: »

It sounds like a scene from "Shameless" :rotfl::rotfl:

Felt more like texas chain saw massacre:rotfl:

purdita

Happy birthday madmuppet
:beer::beer:

Mrs_Jagger

FloFlo wrote: »

...but if anyone has any spare letter tiles from my first scrabble I would gladly pay and cover postage. I have the game but lent it to another class and am now missing several letters.

FloFlo hve you thought of looking in the charity shops? I have been lucky to find some good quality games, and even asked for discount as bought three , which was agreed!

Happy Birthday madmuppet and Good Morning all!! (Should have said that first!!)

madmuppet5

purdita wrote: »

Happy birthday madmuppet
:beer::beer:

Ahhh I see someone got my subtle hint :rotfl::rotfl:

Smart1e

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAD ( YOU WOMBLING NUTCASE!)

:beer::beer::beer:

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