How do i kill a tree?

mink35

Sofa_Sogood wrote:

What is a chimera again?

I really don't know, we burnt ours

cruel woman!

Quackers

mink35 wrote:

Yeah sorry Judi

Quackers - in that case does your computer think it's next week? It sounds as tho it was set to automatically detect DST so is your date wrong!

But it wasn't my 'puter 'cos thats got the right time. It was the time on this site. It was on the user cp settings bit that I just had to change it.

mink35

Quackers wrote:

But it wasn't my 'puter 'cos thats got the right time. It was the time on this site. It was on the user cp settings bit that I just had to change it.

not the time - the date. If it was on auto then it's trying to change you to daylight saving time which is next week. Does your computer date say 27 March?

Sofa_Sogood

mink35 wrote:

cruel woman!

It's not a living creature is it?

Ticklemouse

Hey - back onto the tree. I think it's about time for a sing song. So, 1,2,3...

Kill A Tree

Tune: "Jingle Bells"

Ali Katz

Dashing to the mall in a fleet of rented trucks,
a million hairless apes are out to spend some plastic bucks.
It's Christmas time again - or maybe World War Three -
and to keep their spirits happy now, they've got to kill a tree.

Oh, kill a tree, kill a tree, kill a tree for Christ.
(Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, accept this sacrifice.)
Kill a tree, kill a tree, kill a tree for Christ,
not sure what we're doing, but it seems to work out nice.

We know we each deserve a ton or two of crap,
but to keep the goodies coming now, we've got to spill some sap,
and string electric lights, and raise the ritual star,
and bribe our friends and families to forget what jerks we are.

And kill a tree...(etc.)

We always kill a tree. That's always been enough
for videos and GI Joes and all that kiddy stuff.
But Mommy wants a Harley, and Daddy wants a boat;
that's prob'ly gonna cost at least a chicken and a goat.

But kill a tree...(etc.)

mink35

Sofa_Sogood wrote:

It's not a living creature is it?

who knows!




Are we having bets on this thread being in the Arms tomorrow?

Quackers

mink35 wrote:

not the time - the date. If it was on auto then it's trying to change you to daylight saving time which is next week. Does your computer date say 27 March?

Roflmao - NO, it says 17th April

Ticklemouse

Mink - I was just thinking - it's like we're having an awayday from The Arms. We'll be back there soon though!

System

So what sort of trees are you going to plant Judi?

None, i want to get into my sheds without being scratched to peices.

Sincere apologies for hijacking a thread that has otherwise stayed totally on topic Judi

You must be nuts if you thought we were on topic - but it was fun!

and that list? where did you get it?

In google somewhere, i just did a search.

Hey - back onto the tree. I think it's about time for a sing song. So, 1,2,3...

As long as we all sing in tune, and as long as we dont have to do it nekkid.:o

Are we having bets on this thread being in the Arms tomorrow?

I dont think so, mind you, its not very often we have a stray post. So i am happy to leave it. Unless the powers that be decide otherwise.

mink35

Quackers wrote:

Roflmao - NO, it says 17th April

Oh! Well there's nothing wrong with being ahead of time! Can you tell me next weeks lottery numbers then and we'll share, lol