How do i kill a tree?

Ticklemouse

Maybe you're in another dimension...........................

Sofa_Sogood

Ticklemouse wrote:

Well, 17 could do your dancing and your frog skinning, I reckon and 13 is deffo young enough. Most of the rest of them would be better suited to modelling in an 80's hair salon:D

Is the apple tree still standing?

Abraham Lincoln's?

This is mad lol

Ticklemouse

Nah - Adam's;)

Edinburghlass_2

Oops sorry, back now. Was out in the garden to see if there were any trees to dance nekkid (don't know what this word stands for, round my way we call it naked :rolleyes:) round but none left :eek: Guess I will just have to find something else to do

Quackers

Ticklemouse wrote:

Maybe you're in another dimension...........................

You know me too well


I'll have a wander off and look at the pictures of the naked boys - they are naked aren't they - please dont disappoint me Or am I getting muddled again!

Sofa_Sogood

Judi wrote:

Not from my apple trees you wouldnt.:D

That's it! pmsl lol

(That's not the sweary word btw )

mink35

LOL @ Quackers! I think it's your user settings quackers! You can have whatever time showing you like - you need to change it to GMT.

System

To kill a tree (thats if any of you are still interested) :


1. Leave your new and to be planted baby tree out in the drying sun and wind.

2. Plant your baby tree but do not water it.

3. Fertilize your tree often by doubling the recommended rate (especially during dry conditions).

4. Bang your tree with a lawnmower or rip trunk with a weed trimmer.

5. Use your car to tap, firmly, the tree bark (and remember that tree roots just hate cars parking on top of them).

6. Prune your tree way back, leaving less than 2/3 of the live crown.

7. Pave the ground above the tree roots.

8. Use and store chemicals and other toxic materials over the root zone.

9. Invite construction crews in to work around the tree and, by all means, let them trench.

10. Use your tree as a utility pole for fences, mailboxes, deer stands, electric lights, etc.

AND IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT A COPPER NAIL :mad:

Sofa_Sogood

edinburghlass wrote:

Oops sorry, back now. Was out in the garden to see if there were any trees to dance nekkid (don't know what this word stands for, round my way we call it naked :rolleyes:) round but none left :eek: Guess I will just have to find something else to do

Plant a few of Judi's seeds, :eek: before she chops down that apple tree.

Is that a Grabbit or a Don't shop till you drop idea?

System

edinburghlass wrote:

Guess I will just have to find something else to do

I wont ask.