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  • hamletcigars
    hamletcigars Posts: 2,920 Forumite
    But they have won - I'm tired and i can't fight anymore. x
    Just remember when someone lets you down or betrays you ,it's a failing in them not you and when your stronger within yourself you will see that.

    for now concentrate on what you need to make you stronger,then you will (in time) see this and be able to move on.............good luck:)
    Fear God and dread nought :cool:
  • elljay20
    elljay20 Posts: 5,200 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    I've done some digging about and researched this and i think i know what's been happening.


    FeelingGood is actually a gay bloke who's been using pictures of his sister in rude poses to meet other men on the internet. 'She' and *********** started to get friendly on here while ************ thought FG was a girl with big tits who goes over faster than a fat kid on a broken bike.

    They arranged to meet up and *********** got the shock of his life when fronted by a large built gay man. FG touched ***********, y'know... 'there' and ************ felt so ashamed.

    As *********** has been lying to his wife he can't report this abuse. ************ is married with 6 kids, 2 badgers and an egg time carved out of his nans hip when she had it replaced.
    He's also been telling his wife he's unemployed and can't afford to feed the kids, whereas he really has a well paid job. To feed the kids he's been breeding the badgers to supply food. The pain of it is killing him and he really thinks he should confess to his wife but can't because she'll report him for breeding the badgers to feed the kids. It's not illegal to breed badgers in this country but he really enjoys having sex with them and that's very illegal especially as he's feeding the kids human/badger burgers.



    i nearly fell off my chair laughing when i read that:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    an egg carved out of his nans hip?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :p It is better to be thought of as an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
  • Scarlett1
    Scarlett1 Posts: 6,887 Forumite
    Oh yes you can. :rotfl:
    why do you know then winkle ? :D
  • scheming_gypsy
    scheming_gypsy Posts: 18,410 Forumite
    instead of closing your account you should tell them you want to close your account as you've seen a better forum advertised somewhere else.
    They should then try and match the other forum and possibly throw in a few sweeteners as well for you to stay.



    Martin will be so proud of me.
  • gillette147
    gillette147 Posts: 13,296 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    Feelie
    It's up to you I guess what you do (or have done by now).
    For all it's many faults, MSE is a great place - and you yourself told me that there isn't anywhere else like it (when I was on the verge of leaving). I know you have been here before in different incarnations - so just come back again (if you feel feelie has to leave).

    I love posters who write with their heart on here, who aren't afraid to show all of their personality, and you have always been one of the bravest. I know you in real life and so can say more than most that you are a wonderful and special person.

    Good luck girlie.
    You can shake off MSE but you can't get rid of me.

    xxxx
    Girls are gonna love the way I toss my hair. Boys are gonna hate the way I seem.

    I would rather drown with you than watch the surf with someone else
  • iwanttosave_2
    iwanttosave_2 Posts: 34,292 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Oh yes you can. :rotfl:


    I think you will find that its forum team that normally closes your account :)
    Work like you don't need money,
    Love like you've never been hurt,
    And dance like no one's watching
    Save the cheerleader, save the world!
  • gillette147
    gillette147 Posts: 13,296 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Combo Breaker
    I've done some digging about and researched this and i think i know what's been happening.


    FeelingGood is actually a gay bloke who's been using pictures of his sister in rude poses to meet other men on the internet. 'She' and *********** started to get friendly on here while ************ thought FG was a girl with big tits who goes over faster than a fat kid on a broken bike.

    They arranged to meet up and *********** got the shock of his life when fronted by a large built gay man. FG touched ***********, y'know... 'there' and ************ felt so ashamed.

    As *********** has been lying to his wife he can't report this abuse. ************ is married with 6 kids, 2 badgers and an egg time carved out of his nans hip when she had it replaced.
    He's also been telling his wife he's unemployed and can't afford to feed the kids, whereas he really has a well paid job. To feed the kids he's been breeding the badgers to supply food. The pain of it is killing him and he really thinks he should confess to his wife but can't because she'll report him for breeding the badgers to feed the kids. It's not illegal to breed badgers in this country but he really enjoys having sex with them and that's very illegal especially as he's feeding the kids human/badger burgers.

    Can this possibly be true?

    I don't know where to start to explain my upset over this post.
    I wasn't bred in captivity thank god - my heart goes out to those little ones.

    Scheming, if you can let me have your dossier on this I will ensure that the relevant authorities take immediate action. This harrowing tale has put me right off my worms.
    Girls are gonna love the way I toss my hair. Boys are gonna hate the way I seem.

    I would rather drown with you than watch the surf with someone else
  • scheming_gypsy
    scheming_gypsy Posts: 18,410 Forumite
    Can this possibly be true?

    I don't know where to start to explain my upset over this post.
    I wasn't bred in captivity thank god - my heart goes out to those little ones.

    Scheming, if you can let me have your dossier on this I will ensure that the relevant authorities take immediate action. This harrowing tale has put me right off my worms.


    its been handed to the police for investigation. I'm MSE's version of Mazher Mahmooda (NOTW reporter for the ones who only read wallpaper)
  • Fifer
    Fifer Posts: 59,413 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    I'm MSE's version of Mazher Mahmooda (NOTW reporter for the ones who only read wallpaper)
    Is he the one that's always making his excuses and leaving?
    There's love in this world for everyone. Every rascal and son of a gun.
    It's for the many and not the few. Be sure it's out there looking for you.
    In every town, in every state. In every house and every gate.
    Wth every precious smile you make. And every act of kindness.
    Micheal Marra, 1952 - 2012
  • scheming_gypsy
    scheming_gypsy Posts: 18,410 Forumite
    that's his cousin.. Getupta Leave.
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