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  • creditcardhelp11
    creditcardhelp11 Posts: 399 Forumite
    Where's he doing the Garden - the Chelsea flower show?
  • tell_it_how_it_is
    tell_it_how_it_is Posts: 555
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    Seeing as it's Manic Monday, thanks to Chr15 :), here's a stupid gnome joke for you:

    Did you hear the one about the gnome who joined a nudist colony and was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business?
    “In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing at all.” - Roosevelt
  • bouncydog1
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    CHR15 wrote: »
    Well he can't buy ANY with Gnomoney...

    And if he doesn't do up the garden they're going to be Gnomeless.....
  • jc808
    jc808 Posts: 1,756 Forumite
    Bob Seeger - Aint Got Gnome Money
  • poppasmurf_bewdley
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    They used to have stories like this on the old BBC Gnome Service. And all the info came from the Gnome Office in Whitehall.
    "There are not enough superlatives in the English language to describe a 'Princess Coronation' locomotive in full cry. We shall never see their like again". O S Nock
  • Catslovelycats
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    Gnome atter what we say, I don't think we'll change OP's mind:beer:
  • poppasmurf_bewdley
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    catslovelycats wrote: »
    Gnome atter what we say, I don't think we'll change OP's mind:beer:

    I'm going to get in touch with the Gnome Secretary about this! I'm going to ring him on my Gnome Phone. :p
    "There are not enough superlatives in the English language to describe a 'Princess Coronation' locomotive in full cry. We shall never see their like again". O S Nock
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