warning car park scam

ronangel

[FONT=&quot]Be aware at this time of year.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the shopping centre and in dark car parks, etc. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only
become more commonplace as the holiday's get closer. This is a 'heads up' for those men who may be regular B&Q, Tesco's, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]or ASDA customers. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]This one caught me by surprise. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Over the last couple weeks I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]some simple Christmas gifts has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car dressed as Santa's Helpers as you are [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]packing your shopping into the boot. They both start helping you pack your stuff into your vehicle.
What catches your eye is the very short bright Red Santa helper mini-skirts they are wearing and the tight fitting deep "V" neck red shirts with their
breasts almost falling out. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to McDonalds to get some hot chocolate and a snack.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I had my wallet stolen on December 8th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 14th, 16th ,17th 18th and very likely again this forthcoming weekend.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]So tell your friends to be careful! What a horrible way to take advantage of older men during this holiday season. Warn your friends to
be vigilant. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]These girls will not give up, they have proven it over and over again with me. By the way, Tesco has wallets on sale for £2.99 each. I found
cheaper ones for £1.99 at ASDA and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and
forth to B&Q, Tesco's and ASDA.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]SO BE WARNED;)[/FONT]

texranger

mttylad

Not spam, its a funny post - a joke.

I wish they would try that with me at Asda lol

2sides2everystory

Excellent Ron. I read it to myself in the style of Tommy Cooper and it brought tears to my eyes, honestly

funkycoldribena

Seriously, that is older than George Burns...

TagEHeuer

I hate to be the kill joy, but this joke has popped up several times, the latest was: https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/3691175

All in all, still extremely funny. Thanks for making me laugh again

mcjordi

heard it before but its still funny :beer::rotfl:

michaelvintner

This joke may be older than Bruce Forsyth but it is still funny. I now get my wallets from Poundland and will be a victim of this scam 3 times this coming weekend.

demented_weasel

When I saw "Asda" and "seriously good looking twenty something girls", I knew it was clearly a joke.

For seriously hot teenagers, try Waitrose.

pendulum

When I read they crawl all over you naked to steal your wallet I thought "Sounds like pretty good value", probably a sorry indication of how much money I usually have in my wallet!