got this email usal crap?

lewt

Got this on my email today. noraml crap trying to get money?


Hi,
My name is Israel S.
I am sorry for the unusual approach but I have acquired
your email address
as a person who is actively involved or is looking for an
online `Business `Opportunity.

If this is the case I would be grateful if you would allow
me to send you details of an opportunity that I am currently
involved in at the moment.

I did not want to send you any details until I had mailed
you to seek your permission first,as experience has taught
me that not all leads that we acquire are genuine`Busines's
Opportunity Seekers, If this is the case for you then please
ignore this email as you have already been excluded from
future mailing from me.

If however It would be ok to send you details of my
Opportunity then please send an email to
israelsayao@mailpanda.com with "share-the-info." in the subject line
and your Name in the text body, without this I cannot send
you any further information I am afraid.

So why not give it a try?... it's`FREE anyway!...
Just give me a chance to show you how our program
works.

You can cancel your membership anytime you want.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely,

Israel S.
mailto: israelsayao@mailpanda.com
10:26:31 AM
2/5/2007

To be remove in all of my mailing list:
mail to: israelsayao@138mail.com with a subject Remove

gaming_guy

i get exactly the same email as you but from someone called Joe and the email address is a yahoo one

eyelinerprincess

I got a Nigerian saying they wanted to send me money to buy a curch or something...

advent1122

<click> Delete..... usually works.
I am getting a load from a Norweigen who wants to make me rich and someone wants to improve my manhood.

C_Ronaldo

when i get them

i reply saying various things like i can organise a 20,000 strong army to topple the government or i can organise for my advisor to meet them to organise the development of the airport or shopping mall

eyelinerprincess

Dear beloveth in christ,
May the peace of the lord be with you.

My heart is filled with joy as am writing you this for i have the assurance in my spirit that the lord has guided me to you for a divine purpose.

I am reverend Mathew uzo;the founder and the general overseer of a pentecostal church that used to be in my country Nigeria befor it was demolished as a result of the tribal war that took place in my state(Anambra state).After this war i took to illness and ever since then my health has not been any better,though my reason for writing you is not to share my pains with you but to inform you of the work which I want you to do on my behalf for the kingdom of God.

After the tribal war in my state I was informed by a lawyer that two late foriegn couples who lived in my country Nigeria for years and were full devoted members of my church left a Will befor they died and in their Will half of their wealth was donated to my church which is no more while the other half was left to all the motherless babies home in my country.
After receiving this informations i knew it was not an easy task for me considering my health and age.I asked the lawyer to sale all the properties and after selling it he was able to realize $4,000,000(four million us dollars).I packaged this fund in consignment and deposited it with a security company in my country and went into prayer with my wife .Asking God to guide me on what to do with this fund.

On my own I thought of giving this fund to any church of my choice in my country for the work of God since I can't carry on with the work any more but the lord spoke to me in a dream and asked me never to try that for the money is not mine neither am in the position to make that decision.He revealed to me that he will guide me to his true servant who will use this fund to the glory of his name.

I found your address as i was browsing through the christian site and I have the full assurance in my spirit that it was not by coincidence that i have located you but by the spirit of God and I have contacted you to know if you are truelly going to use this fund for the work of God as I have anticipated.

Please if we are truelly in one spirit and you are sure that you will make the right use of this money you contact me back so that the fund will be immediately delivered to you by the security company.

I hope to hear from you soon.
Yours in christ
Reverend Mathew Uzo
Thing is, I'm an atheist and don't believe in God...

advent1122

Wow, someone is giving you $4,000,000 dollars to do with as you see fit.
GO FOR IT....
Dont forget to reply to the next email and wire him £4,000 to pay the fee he must give the bank to transfer funds.
When you give him the £4,000 and the money will be yours.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????????

eyelinerprincess

Got another one...am I just a target?

Greetings to you,

I am Barrister xxxxx, I am the Personal Attorney to Morris
Thompson a National of Australia, who used to work with Doyon Ltd. On the 31st of January 2000, my client, his wife (Mrs. x) and their Daughter (Miss. x) were involved in a plane crash (Alaska Airlines Flight 261), which crashed into the Pacific Ocean.

Unfortunately they All lost their lives in the event of the crash,
Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the
Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left
behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged here in London. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $16.5 million U.S dollars (Sixteen million, five hundred thousand dollars).

Consequently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or
have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessfully in locating the the relatives for over
4 years now. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of
the deceased since you are a foreigner so that the proceeds of this
account valued at $16.5 million U.S dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any
claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discuss further, Am in London presently and can be reached through my phone numbers. Please note that this business is confidential and risk free, we must keep it secret till the funds getts to your account.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister xxxxxxx.

N.B: Please indicate your full interest by including phone and fax
numbers

chriswuk_2

Here you go.....

http://www.419eater.com/

jinkssick

I remember reading where a young fresh teenager from Africa was looking for a date. A guy wired the $6,000 to get from Uganda, he waited in the airport for her.

She never arrived.

Some peoples idiocy is beyond me.

Astaroth

yeah, $6000 is far too much to pay for a bride - the catalogues are much cheaper