Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

zippydooda

katierose1 wrote: »

On a tescos note, managed to time my tescos shop just right and got lots of reduced food for just under 17pound so freezer is now full, whilst there overheard to sa's discussing reductions to whole salmon happening later on in the evening.

came home told OH who decided he would pop back later to see if it had been, just as he was leaving i mentioned the andrex to him and told him to grab some if they were there as these are great to have in the nappy bag as kids use tons of tissues, anyway he came back so pleased with himself and said, no salmon but i got two clipstrips of the tissues can you now put online so i can join the strip club, didnt have the heart to tell him its closed lol!!!

list is now closed but a new photo is always welcome

APennysaved_2

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Q: You say to ask if I would like you to throw in a couple of sweaty socks. Is this a euphamism, and what you really mean is that you will throw in two gentlemen of Scottish origin as in Sweaty Socks - Jocks?

A: Well, I haven't washed for 3 weeks so I could throw myself in.

Was that a real question you got sent? :eek:

Raven

Gemini_Jes wrote: »

Good evening everyone.....hope you are all well and enjoying the hospitality in HC's bar...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Please can I ask all of you with Facebook accounts a favour?....can you all click on link and leave your first Disney memory. Disney will donate £10 for each memory to Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. My son had an operation at the hospital when he was 18 months old...a brilliant hospital so please help a worthwhile cause...thank-you...:):):)

http://www.disney.co.uk/disney-junior/million-disney-memories/

Hi Gemini.


Gladly done, thanks for bringing it to my attention. Was not aware.

HappyChappy84

APennysaved wrote: »

Was that a real question you got sent? :eek:

Yep, it was indeed. :rotfl:

purdita

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Q: You say to ask if I would like you to throw in a couple of sweaty socks. Is this a euphamism, and what you really mean is that you will throw in two gentlemen of Scottish origin as in Sweaty Socks - Jocks?

A: Well, I haven't washed for 3 weeks so I could throw myself in.

Isn't sweaty sock cockney rhyming slang for jock....meaning scottish?
The person asking questions must be from around London.
That narrows it down to about 10 million!

APennysaved_2

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Yep, it was indeed. :rotfl:

Raven

Hey 3Dogs


What ya puttin in the drinks tonight, the place is really buzzin. :beer:

katierose1_2

night all

hope we get a good glitch tomorrow and hope someone buys your shoes HC!

Good luck sunshinestar, hope the baby comes soon for you.

HappyChappy84

The same person asked these questions....

This was the first question....

Q: On a scale of 1 - 10 (1 being a pleasant countryside bouquet and 10 being vomit inducing)....can you provide details of just how smelly these shoes are.
I would also like to know which country's they have visited.....and whether they have been part of any unusual undertakings in said country.

A: I'd say a 9.

As for the countries they have visited...

Cuba, Japan, Russia, Hong Kong, China, NZ, Peru, Lima, Argentina, Uruguay, Brazil, actually it would be easier to list the countries they haven't been too.

Unusual undertakings? hmmm, 3rd world toilets aren't the most pleasant of places so they have trailed through bucket loads of !!!!!, and no doubt c*m giving what goes on in gay mens toilets. :O

Second Question..

Q: Are you Michael Palin or Alan Whicker by any chance?

A: Sadly, neither.

And the question I posted previously was the latest question.

HappyChappy84

Thank god my mummy isn't here to see this.:eek: